I found this hilarious...kinda MMA related......

[SNIDELY WHIPLASH]

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/what-cre-why-do-people-catch-it-n308881

 

[Pitbull9]

HAHAH Cre.

 

[Jonny Quest]

Lmao. How fitting.

 

[teamquestnorth]

Lol

 

[Wild]

LOL absolutely brilliant. I actually like CRE and have tried to get him here, but he's stubborn as a fucking mule lol.

 

[BenAskrensStrikingcoach]

Hahah, nice.

 

[SNIDELY WHIPLASH]

LOL absolutely brilliant. I actually like CRE and have tried to get him here, but he's stubborn as a fucking mule lol.

What is CRE?

[FONT=proxima_nova_rgregular]CRE refers to a family of drug-resistant bacteria. They've evolved so that most antibiotics cannot kill them, making them into what are known as superbugs. If they get into the bloodstream and cause an infection, CRE germs kill half their victims.[/FONT]

 

[jason73]

CRE finally made it to the big time

 

[Mertvaya Ruka]

the CRE nightmare indeed.

 

[seekntruth]

What is CRE?

[FONT=proxima_nova_rgregular]CRE refers to a family of drug-resistant bacteria. They've evolved so that most antibiotics cannot kill them, making them into what are known as superbugs. If they get into the bloodstream and cause an infection, CRE germs kill half their victims.[/FONT]

If by "germs" they mean curse, and if by "kill" they mean jinxes, and if by "half" they mean every, and if by "their victims" means fighter he picks........than I see nothing wrong with that last sentence.