General I got my first date since my release!

[Casper]

I’m going on a date this Wednesday boys! I’m really nervous. Idk what to wear or what to really talk about. I’m thinking about lying. I’m just trying to get laid. What should I do? Since money is really tight, I’m thinking about doing something that’s free or low cost.

Any advice is welcomed

 

[sparkuri]

Show her this thread.

 

[jason73]

are we still pretending this gimmick is real?

 

[SongExotic2]

Fuck her right in the pussy!

 

[Casper]

I got a few Ralph Lauren polos and some American Eagle jeans with holes in em. I feel like I look early 2010s. I wanna seem up to date. Any suggestions?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Take her on a boat ride.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE&t=50s

 

[Casper]

Take her on a boat ride.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE&t=50s

That’s rape and I’m not rapist

 

[4070]

Jerk off a few times before the date so you dont become a minute man. If she is a college student, Tell her you will be there for her and have a shoulder for her to cry on when trump wins again in 2020.

 

[Casper]

Jerk off a few times before the date so you dont become a minute man. If she is a college student, Tell her you will be there for her and have a shoulder for her to cry on when trump wins again in 2020.

I think my nerves should actually help me out. I haven’t been laid since I was 21 and I’m 28 now. She is going to a community college. I hope politics don’t get brought up. I’m not intelligent enough to talk about them. I’m hope it doesn’t get brought up

 

[SongExotic2]

I think my nerves should actually help me out. I haven’t been laid since I was 21 and I’m 28 now. She is going to a community college. I hope politics don’t get brought up. I’m not intelligent enough to talk about them. I’m hope it doesn’t get brought up

Tell her your a chairman Mao fan.

Shell Shell think your edgy

 

[Casper]

Tell her your a chairman Mao fan.

Shell Shell think your edgy

Im not going to talk about samurais dude... What is wrong with you?

 

[Rambo John J]

are we still pretending this gimmick is real?

it is fun
variety is the spice of life
for all I know every single word I have read on this entire forum is just a part of the Matrix

 

[4070]

 

[1372]

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Kinda reminds me of someone.

 

[Casper]

Kinda reminds me of someone.

Why did you tell me to have a toke. I can’t. I poss in a cup.

 

[Casper]

Kinda reminds me of someone.

I hope I remind you of a young Steve McQueen.

 

[RaginCajun]

Get yourself a sweet ass outfit...

 

[RaginCajun]

are we still pretending this gimmick is real?

I haven't been paying attention to this whole thing, are we dealing with a another gimmick?

 

[Rambo John J]

I haven't been paying attention to this whole thing, are we dealing with a another gimmick?

half the real members are gimmicks
and half the fake members are real

 

[RaginCajun]

half the real members are gimmicks
and half the fake members are real

Yeah, sometimes I feel like the only real guy in Toontown...

 

[SongExotic2]

Show her Ur prison wallet

 

[Rambo John J]

Show her Ur prison wallet

Iu first

 

[TheAwkwardTitan]

I think my nerves should actually help me out. I haven’t been laid since I was 21 and I’m 28 now. She is going to a community college. I hope politics don’t get brought up. I’m not intelligent enough to talk about them. I’m hope it doesn’t get brought up

TROLL CONFIRMED VIA SENTENCE 6 OF COMMENT 3.

Technical foul via purposeful grammar mistake to sell his lack of intelligence. People don't just go around adding apostrophes all willy-nilly like it's a fuckin game out here.

 

[Papi Chingon]

How many macks can you spend?