So I have had a bad day. Not crying about it, but it is what it is. So it's like 18 degrees out ( fahrenheit not that other gay shit). So I take my dog for a walk around the block wearing nothing other than a pair of shorts. Then a cop pulls up to ask what the hell I'm doing. I say 'walking my dog'. 'You know there is snow everywhere? (LIKE 18 FUCKING INCHES, I'M NOT FUCKING BLIND, AND IM WALKING IN IT BAREFOOT!!) "Im walking around the block not crossing the goddamned tundra. Leave me alone." And surprisingly he did.....