If your platform isn't "It's pee" I don't see how you can win
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- Thread starter John Lee Pettimore
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So green party it is then
It's clearly pee mixed with jizz. It's not just pee. It's jizzy pee.
Thats not a soundbite, you need management
I disagree. I think the term "jizzy pee" will help inspire the American voters, and we'll all know we stand united. This time it won't be about trannies.
Modern day William Tell:
FFS.... Just checked into a motel.
The "lady" behind the counter was wearing a tight sweater, stretch pants, a blazer, ponytail, lip gloss, and a 5 o'clock shadow. Dude was pushing 200lbs, not sure if the man boobs were from hormones or sloth.
I wish I could have snuck a picture of this thing, but I kept calling him "man" and it was getting frustrated lol.
"Thanks man" "appreciate it man"
Probably thinks I'm in here having a clan rally.
The "lady" behind the counter was wearing a tight sweater, stretch pants, a blazer, ponytail, lip gloss, and a 5 o'clock shadow. Dude was pushing 200lbs, not sure if the man boobs were from hormones or sloth.
I wish I could have snuck a picture of this thing, but I kept calling him "man" and it was getting frustrated lol.
"Thanks man" "appreciate it man"
Probably thinks I'm in here having a clan rally.
On a call with the phone company. Setting up a service. I gave them my name, and they asked if it was OK to call me by my name during the call.
WTF?
So fuck it. I told him to call me Hauler. Dude on the line is gayer than a burlap bag of dicks, and it's all I can do to keep from laughing when he calls me Hauler.
He sounds like Serge from Beverly Hills Cop trying to say Axel.
WTF?
So fuck it. I told him to call me Hauler. Dude on the line is gayer than a burlap bag of dicks, and it's all I can do to keep from laughing when he calls me Hauler.
He sounds like Serge from Beverly Hills Cop trying to say Axel.