I just learnt a new punch: the hook

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  1. RaginCajun

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    He’s back!
     
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    Not sure if he forgot with his last account or got the eternal pink hammer.
     
  4. yuki2054

    yuki2054 graded martial artist

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    Sorry I just spent the last three days in bed. I needed recovery time...
     
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    Did he get you with the third hook?
     
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  6. yuki2054

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  7. Shang Tsong2

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    Make sure he buys you dinner first
     
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  8. yuki2054

    yuki2054 graded martial artist

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    How is that you guys always manage to turn my serious Mma queries, into some things pervy and porny??
     
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    You have Kavorka!
     
  10. Shang Tsong2

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    You are the one that goes around doing third hooks and sticky fingers with your boyfriend's. Don't blame us
     
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  11. Hauler

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    You were the one in bed for 3 days.
     
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    Still waiting for pics of Will and Conor
     
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  13. yuki2054

    yuki2054 graded martial artist

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    I've not been very well. Plus that last fight we did, really took the gas out of me!
     
  14. Hauler

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    Eat some veggies.
     
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  16. Keung

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    Last night I landed a devastating .... I repeat DEVASTATING right hook on my gram gram.


    What a rush
     
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  17. yuki2054

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    Try not beating up elderly family members Okay?!?
     
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    Diddnt you say you beat up your dad?
     
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    He’s adopted. Doesn’t count.
     
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  20. yuki2054

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    A few times. Poor old guy...
     
  21. Suicidalforlife

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    He must be a decrepit old bastard if you are getting the better of him
     
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  23. yuki2054

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    The last proper fight I had with my dad, ended with me asking him to leave, and then him making it as far as the door, but failing to exit. I took it on ourselves to leg drop him at that point... any further questions?? @Shang Tsong2@Shang Tsong2
     
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  24. Hauler

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    I have a ton of questions.
     
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  25. Suicidalforlife

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    So you asked him to leave and then blind sided him with an attack, very brave.

    Did you use a cucumber?
     
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