General I live in China, ask me anything

[Limpy]

Do all of the Asian women have huge bushes?

 

[Limpy]

Since @gangsterkathryn is pink she texted me and would like to know if you have Panda Express there.

 

[Rambo John J]

were you in the Navy?

 

[Papi Chingon]

were you in the Navy?

Don't ask don't tell

 

[Poiupoiu]

Do all of the Asian women have huge bushes?

chinese girls dont shave

 

[Poiupoiu]

were you in the Navy?

actually yes. why do you ask?

 

[Rambo John J]

actually yes. why do you ask?

just a guess
U can tell a lot about a man by his keystrokes

 

[Papi Chingon]

Coke and pee, does it taste good and do people laugh? where do the Chinese rank this in jokes from 1-10?

 

[jason73]

do they have chick fil a over there?

 

[Papi Chingon]

do they have chick fil a over there?

And if they have chick fil a, do you avoid ordering coke?

 

[jason73]

And if they have chick fil a, do you avoid ordering coke?

 

[Poiupoiu]

dont think the have chic fil a, im in a small town, only 1.5 million people, so we dont get the good stuff

 

[Never_Rolled]

I guess there’s a Chinese Coke thing I don’t know about?

 

[Poiupoiu]

me chinese
me play joke
me put pee pee in your coke

 

[Tiiimmmaaayyy]

Best food?

https://deadspin.com/your-chinese-street-food-was-probably-cooked-in-poop-oi-1454080626

 

[Papi Chingon]

me chinese
me play joke
me put pee pee in your coke

Did they really do that? That is hilarious! Those guys are so funny!


Could you tell the difference?

 

[Vitor29]

Seeing as how you have ignored the question I can only assume this has happened to you and left you with PeeTSD, but I shall ask again:

As a joke, has anyone ever urinated in your soft drink?

 

[member 3289]

Prince Philip once said, "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

Do you find this to be true about all Chinese?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

How did you learn mandarin?

 

[otaku1]

TTT
I've lived in Japan and Korea.
This thread is interesting for comparisons

 

[Poiupoiu]

Prince Philip once said, "If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."

Do you find this to be true about all Chinese?

Pretty much. All parts of the animals get used.

 

[Poiupoiu]

How did you learn mandarin?

My level is actually pretty low. A few audio lessons. Through coworkers. Language exchange dates.

 

[member 3289]

Pretty much. All parts of the animals get used.

Is eating dog common in your part of China?

 

[Jdog93]

Is eating dog common in your part of China?

 

[RaginCajun]

Have you ever met a person named Li there?