General I might have another job...

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  1. yuki2054

    yuki2054 ninjaboj

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    The last job I had earned me a year's subscription to a teaching video series (worth £170).

    This job won't get me anywhere near that, but as you guys and gals should know, every little helps!!

    Yuki.
     
  2. Lars

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    I like you bud
     
  3. yuki2054

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    Thanks. Where do you want me to send you the cheque?!
     
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    RaginCajun Undefeated in i don't know what

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    Is it a hand, blow, or foot job?
     
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  5. yuki2054

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    It just a paid workshop. I'm not even sure that I've got it.

    I could use a blow job mind?! Lol. In my dreams :-(
     
  6. Shang Tsong2

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    Should call up Dee
     
  7. yuki2054

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    I don't know what you are talking about!?
     
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    How is Dee? She was a handsome lady.
     
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  9. Shang Tsong2

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    He said out of all the prozzies that fingered him, she was the fittest
     
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    A toad in the hole.
     
  11. yuki2054

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    I was going to swear at you REDACTED
     
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    Was it the middle finger or a V sign?
     
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    V sign.
     
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    Yea u said she was good with two fingers
     
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    Your are in my sixth book. I haven't started writing it yet, just draft. Also @Splinty@Splinty and @conor mcgregor nut hugger@conor mcgregor nut hugger !!!!
     
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  16. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM Remember the 5th of November

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    That sounds like a pretty shitty book if those 2 assclowns are in it.
     
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  17. yuki2054

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    Do you think i should leave them out? I'm only at a brainstorming stage for this one....
     
  18. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM Remember the 5th of November

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    Your book would be fictional if you didnt at least cast them as gay lovers. They did hug after all
     
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  19. The Boatman

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    probably should make it strictly about song and his world travels...Chronicles of Wakizashi
    you need to stay on task for longer periods of time
     
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    Okay. I'm ready to publish...
     
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  22. yuki2054

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    and @jason73@jason73 I've just finished work on the collection, and I am considering which publishers to approach, in order to make my first million. You think I'm joking??
     
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    a jason and song buddy flick?
     
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    Nah. I decided not to use those two in the end. It turned out all I needed was some editing. And now that has been done, my books are in the best condition. It's amazing what a few days hard work can achieve!
     
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    Seriously an anonymous editor has edited all of my books. Tidied up the mess in them. And tomorrow I am going to try and find an agent!!
     
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