General I spilled my coffee at work today. Seriously!?

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Ted Williams' head

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As for the actual spilling, I don't remember much about it as it happened very quickly. I was looking at my computer screen and reached for my coffee, and the next thing I knew it was all over my desk. Even though I wasn't looking at my cup, it's a move I've done thousands of times without looking, and never with disastrous results like today.

I lucked out in the sense that the cup was only half full (yes, I am a "half full" kind of person) and nothing was damaged, but a coworker was there to witness it so needless to say I've lost some face around the workplace today.

My coworker was no help in pinpointing what went wrong - he was looking at something else and only witnessed the cup falling over. I did call up my brother, who is an engineer by trade and has a much greater understanding of physics than I do.

The most likely cause was that I grabbed the cup behind it's axis and the misguided squeeze propelled the bottom of the cup forward, causing the spill. I believe this is probably the 2nd most common cause, behind just simply knocking something over.

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Filthy

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you're going to need to blow your coworker to re-establish dominance.
 

Filthy

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There is another way.

OP, if you insert the coffee cup into your asshole while making direct eye contact with your co-worker you will reestablish dominance.
that's not a dominance move for OP.

that's a Tuesday night move.

coworker will see right through OP.
 

SongExotic2

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Maybe you should only drink your coffee in old medicine bottles, with the safety lid on top to prevent further catastrophe from happening?