General I Tore Up My Back Shoveling Snow.

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  1. Rambo John J

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    replace said image with
    6 foot 8 naked man with various tattoos and a large dongus gripping the ice with long overgrown toenails shoveling snow inefficiently
     
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    i was kinda 'meh' until the last part.

    then i was all

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    you love inefficiency you sick prev
     
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    it's just so....


    dirty.
     
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    heating pad, weed and tiger balm.
     
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  6. Lars

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    I have AWD so I don’t shovel
     
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    Yep
    Fuck him and assert dominance. In front of his house.
    It should do the trick.
     
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    Aren't you in the Windsor area?
    Crack or meth should work.
     
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    He is the only guy in town that owns a shovel and he only has that because it was on clearance when he was across the border at Home Depot buying herbicides.
     
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  10. Sex Chicken

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    I’m in the Toronto suburbs.
     
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    This isn't right. Canada needs to do a better job of taking care of their senior citizens.
     
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    Buy a snow blower, dipshit. How can anyone in Canada not own one?
     
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    Why are you so racist?
     
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    so damn cute
     
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    Jane and Finch, I'd wager.
     
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    @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken used to be a lot lizard at the Milton truck stop.

    Now he summers in Windsor and winters in an area with a lot of but not too many asians
     
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    had the motto "Putting the ASS in Petro-Pass" as a tramp-stamp tattoo, according to local legend.
     
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    Did you try putting your purse down first?
     
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    Who in the fuck shovels snow?

    Peasant.
     
  22. Sex Chicken

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    Lucille sat in the garage as I hand bombed the snow.

    My wife bought a new car so we have two cars in the garage right now. (I park the Subaru outside). My blower is blocked in, I could have juggled the cars around and got her out, but I know how strong I am and knew I could do it with a shovel, I just didn’t think I would take this much damage.
     
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    Apparently you couldn't.
     
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    don't try and talk Cost-Benefit with a guy who used to smoke trucker poles for snack money.
     
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