I would shave my head. Was just chatting with a colleague about plans for the weekend and on Sunday he’s getting his dreads done. Fuck having to set a day aside to get your hair done.
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For some reason my Indian colleague called me by his name. He went “How can you mistake us for each other, I’m night and he is day. Literally!”
Good times!
Good times!
First off this is not meant to be offensive. I purely want to give Galt his fantasy and I apologize if anyone finds it wrong in anyway.
First off this is not meant to be offensive. I purely want to give Galt his fantasy and I apologize if anyone finds it wrong in anyway.
I’d cross the street if I saw that guy coming towards me.
I’d totally, those luscious lips are amazing. Imagine them wrapped around a gorgon!Btw you'd make a very attractive woman of whom if I was not married I'd take on a movie date then a nice quite romantic dinner followed shortly by a all expenses paid trip to Pound Town.
What’s that app called? All I have is time. Finished grading the students today so next week I’ll do fuck all at work.Couple others I did...
I have way too much time on my hands.
black people spend entirely too much time on their hair
my son is half black, half me. I usually take him to my barber but one day we were out, my son wanted a hair cut, my barber was closed that day. so we stopped by a black barbershop. there was like 6-7 people in front of us. no biggie. almost 3 fucking hours later we were finally out of there. I was blown away. later that day I texted one my my black friends to tell him about it. he did not see the big deal, said that is pretty normal. he said when he goes to get a haircut he plans on being there most of the morning
that is crazy to me. I am in and out in 30 minutes, max. I try to go during the week so I don't have to wait at all. I see an old military barber. straight edge razor on the neck, has pool table and chess set while waiting. $12 plus tip.
I told my son we are done with the black barbers because no way I am ever waiting that long again. they did do a badass job on his tape line though. much better than the white guy we see
my son is half black, half me. I usually take him to my barber but one day we were out, my son wanted a hair cut, my barber was closed that day. so we stopped by a black barbershop. there was like 6-7 people in front of us. no biggie. almost 3 fucking hours later we were finally out of there. I was blown away. later that day I texted one my my black friends to tell him about it. he did not see the big deal, said that is pretty normal. he said when he goes to get a haircut he plans on being there most of the morning
that is crazy to me. I am in and out in 30 minutes, max. I try to go during the week so I don't have to wait at all. I see an old military barber. straight edge razor on the neck, has pool table and chess set while waiting. $12 plus tip.
I told my son we are done with the black barbers because no way I am ever waiting that long again. they did do a badass job on his tape line though. much better than the white guy we see
HeyBtw you'd make a very attractive woman of whom if I was not married I'd take on a movie date then a nice quite romantic dinner followed shortly by a all expenses paid trip to Pound Town.
@Galt do you have plans for this evening?
At least cheese richHere’s mine.
White peoples. Fried beak.