Don’t buy a Subaru Forester with All Wheel drive. You might be thinking... ‘You know what?... I REALLY like pussy, maybe I should buy a Subaru Forester.’ DO NOT buy a Subaru Forester unless you LOVE pussy. Taking care of all this top shelf pussy has become a full time job. I’M NOT JOKING. I had to turn the garden hose on a few ladies to get them away from the Subaru long enough to take this picture.
Did your Forester come with a complimentary Melissa Etheridge CD? Just kidding, I know it did. Play it proud, bro.
It had the potential to be an intellectually challenging movie but instead went the standard popcorn fare route. Waste of time.
Ahhh the Subaru fag wagon. You should email some pictures of it to the westboro Baptist Church. I bet they would picket you