General If You Don’t LOVE Pussy...

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  1. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Un-jerseyable

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    Don’t buy a Subaru Forester with All Wheel drive.
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    You might be thinking...
    ‘You know what?... I REALLY like pussy, maybe I should buy a Subaru Forester.’
    DO NOT buy a Subaru Forester unless you LOVE pussy.
    Taking care of all this top shelf pussy has become a full time job.
    I’M NOT JOKING.

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    I had to turn the garden hose on a few ladies to get them away from the Subaru long enough to take this picture.
     
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  2. BirdWatcher

    BirdWatcher Can jersey anybody I want
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    Does it matter if it's lesbian pussy?
     
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  3. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Un-jerseyable

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    Still counts.
     
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  4. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger One-term President

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    Thread title should be changed to "If you don't LOVE looking like a Pussy..."
     
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  5. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Thread title should read “I don’t like pussy or women and I love dick”
     
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  6. John Cocktoastin

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  7. HEATH VON DOOM

    HEATH VON DOOM Remember the 5th of November

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    Do you also have the " I want to talk to the manager" haircut?
     
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  8. Priziesthorse

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  9. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Un-jerseyable

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    Did your Forester come with a complimentary Melissa Etheridge CD?



    Just kidding, I know it did. Play it proud, bro.
     
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  12. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Thought we, of course you weren’t involved, agreed you were no longer a mod.....
     
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    Don't get fooled by the mod banner that I got

    I'm still, I'm still Priziesthorse from the block
     
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  14. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Man, you are a film aficionado

    What’s your opine regarding “war dogs”?
     
  15. Priziesthorse

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    It had the potential to be an intellectually challenging movie but instead went the standard popcorn fare route.

    Waste of time.
     
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  16. John Cocktoastin

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    driving subaru today....truck in the shop

    good lil ride...amazing on slippery roads
     
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  17. Yossarian

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    Excellent car.
     
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  18. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Ahhh the Subaru fag wagon.


    You should email some pictures of it to the westboro Baptist Church.

    I bet they would picket you
     
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  19. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Lol
     
  20. Tiiimmmaaayyy

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    Only Pussy’s drive Subaru.
     
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  21. Pitbull9

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    I will ask my clients and get back
     
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  22. Shang Tsong2

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    That Avatar is badass. Only just noticed it
     
  23. silentsinger

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    Nice motor, lovey. How's your nextdoor.com credits checking out?
     
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