If you liked Midsommar you're a dork.

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  1. TheAwkwardTitan

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    I wasted 3 hours of my life watching that pointless movie. If I wanted to watch some cool pagan shit i'd watch vikings. If I wanted to watch a cult movie i'd watch Tom Cruise. Instead (while completely sober) I watched some director try to replicate the feeling of shrooms for 3 hours. Cool story bro but I want my life back. 0 stars.
     
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  2. TheAwkwardTitan

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    Welp shitpost turned into shitpost posted in the wrong forum. No regrets.
     
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  3. Filthy

    Filthy ZBM2.

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    gonna have to ask you to take off an IQ point or two.
     
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  4. Innocentx

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    I also thought it was shit.
     
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    Looks pretty shit, couldn't be bothered watching it, it did have a so bad it could be funny vibe going on though, but I still couldn't be bothered watching it.
     
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  6. Jesus X

    Jesus X Space is fake

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    I never got to it because I am working like 60 hours a week I barely finished the Irishman after trying to finish it for two weeks. when I was a young lowlife working a minimum wage job I could sit through like the 10 hours of extended cut lord of the rings trilogy.
     
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  7. Shang Tsong2

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    Ask the cartel to cut your hours
     
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  8. Confused Confucius

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    agreed, It was awful
     
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  9. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Guy With Hot Body Who Knows How to Party

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    I liked it. It had it's problems but I was on board. I thought that first mushroom scene was one of the most accurate portrayals of a mushroom trip I have seen in a film.
     
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  10. Fraud Baby

    Fraud Baby I’ll fight anyone on here except Sex Chicken

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    I never heard of it cuz Im not buttfucking twinks who would tell me what the hell it is after I nut up inside their hairless butts
     
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    sounds kinda gay
    and smelly
     
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    That is cool

    pretty hard experience to portray
     
  13. TheAwkwardTitan

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    I've been running through some of the best rated/critically acclaimed thrillers since 2000 and the movie failed at keeping me on edge for any period of time. The scenes either got weird fast and blew their load too quickly, or the outcome was too obvious to feel anything. Showing close up shots of the characters freaking out before the cliff scene is great and all, but it didn't give the viewer a reason to be on edge alongside them. We knew what was going to happen the second they were carried away from the table. I mean it did deliver on visuals, but the characters motivations weren't expanded upon enough to be believable, and the pacing was shit. To me It's just a love letter to psychedelics with a shitty story.
     
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  14. Shang Tsong2

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    Doppelganger, what's this flick about?
     
  15. Confused Confucius

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    three hours of people walking on grass
     
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  16. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Hmm

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  18. Inside Job

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    Maybe a little bit
     
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