When I was younger, I used to work with some Urban gentleman.
Occasionally one of them would give haircuts to the others.
One day while everybody was standing in the locker room while one guy got a haircut, our co-worker barber got distracted in a conversation, forgot to put a guard back on the razor, and cut a large hole directly to the scalp in our buddy's hair.
You know how black guys start clowning on a guy when something hilarious happens?
"What? What happened?"
*everybody falling out, dancing and laughing, oh my goddddd*