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    Husband spotted a rattlesnake right next to my foot when we were hiking in Shenandoah. When he told me to run, I thought he'd seen a bear.
     
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    Quick movements are bad ideas with snakes. I'd love to say that I was calm and cool, but the truth is I dropped my fishing pole and jumped backwards so fast that Jordan would be envious.
     
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    silentsinger We didn't burn him.

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    We went back and took photos of it after the initial shock, but I gave it legs thinking a bear was coming for me. The owner of the house we'd rented for the week said he saw a baby bear on the property the week before so I was a bit wary about that anyway. Behind every baby bear, is a big mummy bear.
     
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    I had happy fun time with a black bear with 2 Cubs. I don't speak bear, but mama bear basically looked at me and said listen kid, I'm a bear. I'll kill you with a single swing. Don't be fucking stupid.

    I did not approach said bear.
     
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