"A tortoise? What's that?"
"Know what a turtle is? Same thing. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."
"A tortoise? What's that?"
Ever seen that meme where a guy at a ballgame has his hat stylishly turned backwards, and he's shielding his eyes from the sun with his hand?
"A tortoise? What's that?"
"Know what a turtle is? Same thing. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."
... to think he got his start as a bit character on the Late Show.
Edit: I’m an idiot... to think he got his start as a bit character on the Late Show.
Who else has gone so far on so little?
@Sex Chicken is MARRIED.... to think he got his start as a bit character on the Late Show.
Who else has gone so far on so little?