Sonic the hedgehog has nothing on me as far as prognostication.
He may be able to tell if there's a tsunami warning, but he can't tell you who's gonna win April 28th.
Over the years, I've prophesied over many fights successfully.
Just last season I purposely went 0/46 on fights in the Monsters Challenge, and was perfect.
Until last night, I had three dreams, each of them having Fedor as the winner on April 28th.
This level of dreaming is unheard of in the modern world, so when I had a FOURTH dream, detailed, I knew, it's time to bet the farm.
First, Frank Mir walks in, devils and demons all around him, surrounded by images of pits of fire.
As many of you know, Frank Mir is the devil, so he's no stranger to the shadows.
As Frank once uttered, "Once you're accused of being a rapist, you're always a rapist, no matter what you do."
Then Fedor enters the arena, followed by priests and Holy men. Mir's about to get prayed upon.
There were no referee's, none were needed.
Immediately Fedor falls onto his back inviting Mir into his guard, and Mir obliges shooting right in to Fedor's guard, and Fedor lands two DEVASTATING shots and misses a third and Mir comes in!
BUT WAIT, this is a dream.
That wasn't Fedor dropping to the guard, it was Mir.
*BOOM! -BOOM!*
Those two MASSIVE punches belonged to Frank Mir, and Fedor was rocked!
As Mir goes to wizard from the bottom and take control, Fedor FALLS into a TIGHT sidemount.
He then LOCKS Mir into a position and begins talking to him!
He says to Mir, "there's nothing you can do, I'm going to twist your arm until you submit"
And so he does.
But Mir will not submit?!
Like Miesha Tate and Honda Housey, that arm is going backwards around, and around, and around and around.
Fedor doesn't know why Mir is not submitting, so he transitions to Mir's leg, and says to Mir(I shit you not) "Do you remember what you did to Noguera? I want you to know that's going to happen to you right now"
Fedor then grabs a calf-slicer on Mir and CRANKS it, Mir still doesn't tap!
So Fedor grabs a toe-hold, and says "There's nothing you can do, this is happening my way"
Fedor GRABS Mir's foot, and at the knee, twists Mir's leg around and around and around and around.
The 'dream-cam' catches Masakazu Imanari ringside saying "HO__ SH__!!!"
And the referee stops the fight, as Mir is laying on the ground like a sack of water, unable to move half of his limbs.
This was "DARK PLACE FEDOR"
Then the dream ended.
This is not going to be pretty,
I fear for Franks life after this dream, but I thought I'd give you guys a heads up in case you have gambling problems.
He may be able to tell if there's a tsunami warning, but he can't tell you who's gonna win April 28th.
Over the years, I've prophesied over many fights successfully.
Just last season I purposely went 0/46 on fights in the Monsters Challenge, and was perfect.
Until last night, I had three dreams, each of them having Fedor as the winner on April 28th.
This level of dreaming is unheard of in the modern world, so when I had a FOURTH dream, detailed, I knew, it's time to bet the farm.
First, Frank Mir walks in, devils and demons all around him, surrounded by images of pits of fire.
As many of you know, Frank Mir is the devil, so he's no stranger to the shadows.
As Frank once uttered, "Once you're accused of being a rapist, you're always a rapist, no matter what you do."
Then Fedor enters the arena, followed by priests and Holy men. Mir's about to get prayed upon.
There were no referee's, none were needed.
Immediately Fedor falls onto his back inviting Mir into his guard, and Mir obliges shooting right in to Fedor's guard, and Fedor lands two DEVASTATING shots and misses a third and Mir comes in!
BUT WAIT, this is a dream.
That wasn't Fedor dropping to the guard, it was Mir.
*BOOM! -BOOM!*
Those two MASSIVE punches belonged to Frank Mir, and Fedor was rocked!
As Mir goes to wizard from the bottom and take control, Fedor FALLS into a TIGHT sidemount.
He then LOCKS Mir into a position and begins talking to him!
He says to Mir, "there's nothing you can do, I'm going to twist your arm until you submit"
And so he does.
But Mir will not submit?!
Like Miesha Tate and Honda Housey, that arm is going backwards around, and around, and around and around.
Fedor doesn't know why Mir is not submitting, so he transitions to Mir's leg, and says to Mir(I shit you not) "Do you remember what you did to Noguera? I want you to know that's going to happen to you right now"
Fedor then grabs a calf-slicer on Mir and CRANKS it, Mir still doesn't tap!
So Fedor grabs a toe-hold, and says "There's nothing you can do, this is happening my way"
Fedor GRABS Mir's foot, and at the knee, twists Mir's leg around and around and around and around.
The 'dream-cam' catches Masakazu Imanari ringside saying "HO__ SH__!!!"
And the referee stops the fight, as Mir is laying on the ground like a sack of water, unable to move half of his limbs.
This was "DARK PLACE FEDOR"
Then the dream ended.
This is not going to be pretty,
I fear for Franks life after this dream, but I thought I'd give you guys a heads up in case you have gambling problems.