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  1. tang

    tang Khabib vs Nate, make it happen

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    IF, you're GOD or some higher being that has power over all the decision makers relevant to the Israel / Palestine conflict, forget the history, forget the blame, who drew first blood, justifications for their actions, who's who and what belongs to who, all that nonsense. Starting from right now, how would YOU go by of trying to fix this mess? The end game is to bring peace to the region.

    This whole thing is confusing as shit, so some videos to help orientate the situation today.







    we're all talking hypothesis, please respect other's opinions
     
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  2. tang

    tang Khabib vs Nate, make it happen

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    As far as my understanding goes, I'd first start with the US, stop funding / supporting of Israel.

    Then I fix the geography of the land. When you look at the territorial map, Israel splits right into the Palestine territory, between Gaza and West Bank. Also, all the pockets of settlement territories in West Bank, all overlap into Palestine territory. That creates problems I think. I don't think anyone will like foreigners traveling through your own land to get somewhere.
    So I'd move all the Palestine into one side and Israel to the other. I guess the fairest thing since Jerusalem is a shared holy land is to consolidate all the Palestine into areas of the West Bank, but their northernmost border will cross over the middle of Jerusalem, and Palestine territory would cover pretty much half of what West Bank is today, and stretch farther on the Southern border to make up for land size of Gaza, that they'd given up.

    This way, Palestine's next to their Arab neighbors and the Muslims could go through another Muslim territory to get to their holy land, and Israel people don't have to deal with Muslims either.
    Then a mandatory hit of LSD to all the HAMAS and Israeli Army and everyone sings Kumbaya and go on with their lives.
     
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    First thing I would do is free VUTU.

    He seems to know how to handle this sort of stuff
     
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  4. tang

    tang Khabib vs Nate, make it happen

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    how do we free Vutu?
     
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  5. Galt

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    By solving the riddle of steel.
     
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    Mix6APlix The more you cry, the less I care.

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    Nuke them all.
     
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  7. Gegard "VON" Mousasi

    Gegard "VON" Mousasi 9/11 WAS A INSIDE JOB

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    The Jews should have just kept all the land they took after being attacked multiple times.
     
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  8. KhabibsConorsDaddy

    KhabibsConorsDaddy Conor Won Round 3

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    If the U.S. stopped supporting Israel I can guarantee you that Israel would lose East Jerusalem, the Golan Heights, and all of the occupied West Bank (Hebron, etc)
     
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    Seeing as these things are in Hamas' Charter, among many similar things

    “Israel will exist and will continue to exist until Islam will obliterate it, just as it obliterated others before it.”

    “The Prophet, Allah bless him and grant him salvation, has said: ‘The Day of Judgement will not come about until Moslems fight the Jews (killing the Jews), when the Jew will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Moslems, O Abdulla, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him.'”

    “The society that confronts a vicious enemy which acts in a way similar to Nazism, making no differentiation between man and woman, between children and old people — such a society is entitled to this Islamic spirit.”

    Were I God, I'd remove their genocidal streak & leave them be to live in peace
     
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  10. Gegard "VON" Mousasi

    Gegard "VON" Mousasi 9/11 WAS A INSIDE JOB

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    You also guaranteed Hillary would win.
     
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    KhabibsConorsDaddy Conor Won Round 3

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    She won the popular election and I'm still not convinced she lost the electoral college tbh.

    The jury is still out...
     
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    Well here's a quick way to tell.



    Is she president?



    No?



    Then she lost, dipshit
     
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    Shit dip imo
     
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    tough question, since anyone on either side who is even slightly successful at brokering peace is killed by their own side.
     
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    I like the way you think homeslice

    You are exactly spot on, in your attitude and your approach, if Isreal and Palestine take on your mindset, peace will be easy, your idea's are frankly better than anything Netanyahu the murderer has come up with, ditto Palestine.

    You have my full respect, I can't say that for some people on this topic, but for you I proudly do

    God Bless
     
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    Per MSN, looks like the world's eyes are opening

    POLL RESULTS
    Is Israel using an appropriate amount of force against protesters?
    • 24%
      No, not enough


    • 33%
      Yes


    • 24%
      No, too much


    • 19%
      I don't know
    Seems split
     
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    Who the fuck goes to take part in a poll to vote

    "I don't know"

    Fucking idiots
     
  18. tang

    tang Khabib vs Nate, make it happen

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    bit extreme
     
  19. tang

    tang Khabib vs Nate, make it happen

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    for sure tough situation, but I've seen a whole bunch of people voice their opinions in other threads so I'd figure make a platform to share some ideas and solutions
     
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    tang Khabib vs Nate, make it happen

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    thanks for the kind words, what kind of ideas do you have?
     
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    I would like to visit lebanon
     
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  22. tang

    tang Khabib vs Nate, make it happen

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    me too, I've always wanted to check out Beirut
     
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    Just go to Detroit, it's cheaper
     
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  24. tang

    tang Khabib vs Nate, make it happen

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    But Detroit doesn’t have the bombs
     
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    Bombs are overrated. If you go to ABQ new mexiMe check out the nuke museum. Very cool.
     
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