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La Paix

Fuck this place
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Jan 14, 2015
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Invite the hooker over for good luck. If you win you can pay to eat an ass again.
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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sorry if i upset you by the way boss. splinty. u know i was only fucking with you. listen we have a different way of doing it round here. like bullshido, in the good old days. oh yes, and i live in the next world. not in this one. because i want to go to heaven when i die. god bless!
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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i have been chatting to bitches all night, on fb skype, and mobile lol!
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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Are you playing, hold'em? What were you hole cards and what was the board?
sure we were playing texas hold em, i played two buy ins of $12.50 each, in a low stakes table. the bets were really low, so i went all in on a 2 pair, and some one beat me with a full house, so i thought fair enough. then for the next buy in, i had a flush kkk and 99 on the flop, and the other guy beat me with a kkk aa on the draw. what are the chances of that? Hell i think that game is fixed as a junkie, and that's £60 i've lost on there altogether in the last month.

that could have brought me another 15 minutes with charli.

also i talked to my wife tonight, and she was crying her eyes out.

god bless her.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
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sure we were playing texas hold em, i played two buy ins of $12.50 each, in a low stakes table. the bets were really low, so i went all in on a 2 pair, and some one beat me with a full house, so i thought fair enough. then for the next buy in, i had a flush kkk and 99 on the flop, and the other guy beat me with a kkk aa on the draw. what are the chances of that?
Pretty good. If the 3 of a kind are on the board and you have a pocket pair there are a lot of hands that beat you. Both of you are lucky no one had the 4th king.
 

yuki2054

graded martial artist
Nov 8, 2016
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no i had an k and a 9 in the hand, and the flop was kk 9 so i thought my luck was in, so i went all in, and then the opponent got an a in the draw, and he had a (k a) in his hand. what are the chances of that?