General I'm losing status at my work

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  1. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    fill the room with uppercuts
     
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  2. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    seriously though.....

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  3. Jehannum

    Jehannum The Notorious Two

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    because it's mercury you retard oh you were trying to be funny, dammit!
     
  4. Ted Williams' head

    Ted Williams' head It's freezing in here!

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    The worst part is she is a hardcore liberal, like my bosses. I caught them talking about what a buffoon Trump was on Monday. I had to bite my tongue to stop from explaining what a stable genius he is. I wanted to lie and tell them that I wish Hillary would have won and she'd be doing a great job right now, but I was afraid my face would freeze up like Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.
     
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    Fireable offence, I only use stuff like this when I'm making a BBQ sauce. Stop it!
     
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    Impress them with a new tattoo-
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  7. Jehannum

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  8. mysticmac

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    Stop going to work.
     
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  9. MC Gusto

    MC Gusto I bought a gun and chose drugs instead

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    Oh tell me more...
     
  10. Galt

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    Nope.
     
  11. Yossarian

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    Don't worry about losing your bitch status at work.
     
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  13. Galt

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    I don't take kindly to conceited, coddled bitches.
     
  14. MC Gusto

    MC Gusto I bought a gun and chose drugs instead

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    You took a shot at my choice of employment and when I respond, you complain I am conceited...

    Give your head a shake.
     
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  15. Jehannum

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  17. Ted Williams' head

    Ted Williams' head It's freezing in here!

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    I must say when I created this thread, I didn't expect much.

    But the great advice given in this thread shows why TMMAC is such a special place. I'm considering all of it.
     
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