how come you can't swim in the water
General I'm moving far away due to the BS Covid controls.
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He can't do the research for you!
Why does everything you eat get topped with something that may or may not be the result of a defecation.
Millions of Queenslanders plunged into COVID lockdown from 6pm TONIGHT
The lockdown will affect residents in multiple regions after more locally acquired cases were confirmed.
7news.com.au
Meanwhile, behind the iron curtain we've got 0 cases (at least until the northerners infect us) and all the pubs are open:
1 question for everyone moving to "the woods" or remote parts of Oz: what happens when you need medical care for an illness or injury?
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Nice. Fewer side effects than Moderna (what I got), but if you never had covid, you likely won't experience any side effects until the second dose (of any 2-dose vaccine).
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LulzMillions of Queenslanders plunged into COVID lockdown from 6pm TONIGHT
The lockdown will affect residents in multiple regions after more locally acquired cases were confirmed.
Meanwhile, behind the iron curtain we've got 0 cases (at least until the northerners infect us) and all the pubs are open:
Restrictions in Queensland update—3 day lockdown
The same thing anyone does, take a helicopter ambulance.
Depending on which beach and which time of year, sharks or poisonous jellyfish.
You also have all sorts of deadly sea shells, stonefish, octopi etc. So you have to pay attention.
For instance, this little thing can kill you in less than ten minutes. Your muscles seize up, including your chest muscles so you can't inflate your lungs. You can't inhale air or swim to the surface if you're in the water. There's no antidote for its venom.
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so the guy in this pic is dead now? I assumed its gender could be a hairy woman.Depending on which beach and which time of year, sharks or poisonous jellyfish.
You also have all sorts of deadly sea shells, stonefish, octopi etc. So you have to pay attention.
For instance, this little thing can kill you in less than ten minutes. Your muscles seize up, including your chest muscles so you can't inflate your lungs. You can't inhale air or swim to the surface if you're in the water. There's no antidote for its venom.
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gotta walk off that cancer
I remember awhile ago, a couple of tourists went viral by filming a video where they are "playing" with one when they had no idea what it was. It displays its blue rings when it feels threatened/annoyed. Don't know why it didn't bite them, they were lucky I guess.
Still not as scary as stonefish, though.
Don't step on this thing that's just sitting on the seabed near the shore - it'll kill you for that, via pain overload/paralysis. Apparently it's pretty close to the worst pain you can feel. Although if you're not in an isolated area, there is antivenom for it. Still, though......
Although the one I always feared the most was the jellyfish, because they're fucking everywhere. You can have a clear bay, and then 10 minutes later it's full of hundreds of the fuckers. A box jellyfish sting is apparently even more painful than a stonefish sting, and their tendrils will leave lifelong (awesome) scars even from just brushing against you. But if you swim through them, they'll stick to you and how much do you reckon that hurts?
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We try to ride kangaroos to the only hospital in the country - it's really more of a shack where a witch doctor throws you into a pit of leeches, burns you with hot coals, or if you're lucky he'll just perform an exorcism - but usually we die of polio before we can get there.
