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Fister

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What's up gangster. That picture looks familiar. ;)
Would you look at that. Emoji's and for free, with autocorrect I might add.
 

gangsterkathryn

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It's a little roasty, yknow. :wink:

But, yes, emoji, pictures, gifs, porn. All free.

I hope you're feeling okay and enjoying your daddy time!
 

Fister

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It's a little roasty, yknow. :wink:

But, yes, emoji, pictures, gifs, porn. All free.

I hope you're feeling okay and enjoying your daddy time!
I have like 8 days left and then its back to 60 hour weeks. I'm going stir crazy though and works needs me back. I'll have restrictions so I can just be the brains for the newer guys. I am gonna miss cartoons, naps, and baby jiu jitsu classes I'm giving her though.
 

Fister

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^^ Injury was dislocating my right shoulder tearing all the ligaments and muscles. I got drunk, fell off my porch. I landed on a bush that flipped me over and spiked me into the ground.
 

gangsterkathryn

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I have like 8 days left and then its back to 60 hour weeks. I'm going stir crazy though and works needs me back. I'll have restrictions so I can just be the brains for the newer guys. I am gonna miss cartoons, naps, and baby jiu jitsu classes I'm giving her though.
I know that stir crazy feeling. I went back yesterday after a month and a half. I spent the time trying to find another job because I was feeling miserable before I left but nothing panned out.
I was so, so bored at home, though. Especially since my son is in school.
 

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^^ Injury was dislocating my right shoulder tearing all the ligaments and muscles. I got drunk, fell off my porch. I landed on a bush that flipped me over and spiked me into the ground.
well that'll teach ya.

hi. :)
 

Fister

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well that'll teach ya.

hi. :)
It did. I haven't drank 9 double crown and cokes since. I took a vacation day and did a bunch of shit around the house while drinking beer. Sun was shining, birds were chirping and it was a gorgeous day. Neighbor came over and talked me into walking up to the bar. I used to fight and I moved back to my hometown so people recognize me and buy me drinks.
I got so drunk I tried to hop onto my bar stole and tipped it over falling in the process. That got me cut off, so I walked backwards out of the place double middle fingers and flat backed it again in the street. My neighbor helped me get home. I went to hop onto the porch which is couple feet high. Got up there then fell back onto the bush and spiked myself into the ground.
I ended up just going to bed. When I woke up the next day my wife made me go to the ER.