well that'll teach ya.
hi.
It did. I haven't drank 9 double crown and cokes since. I took a vacation day and did a bunch of shit around the house while drinking beer. Sun was shining, birds were chirping and it was a gorgeous day. Neighbor came over and talked me into walking up to the bar. I used to fight and I moved back to my hometown so people recognize me and buy me drinks.
I got so drunk I tried to hop onto my bar stole and tipped it over falling in the process. That got me cut off, so I walked backwards out of the place double middle fingers and flat backed it again in the street. My neighbor helped me get home. I went to hop onto the porch which is couple feet high. Got up there then fell back onto the bush and spiked myself into the ground.
I ended up just going to bed. When I woke up the next day my wife made me go to the ER.