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Lamont Cranston

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So I'm sick. Went to my doc and he said I just have to ride it out.

I'm leaving it up to you internet Docs to help me out.

Ask me the questions you need to make your diagnosis and recommend your treatment.

Go!
 

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Well, Splinty's a doctor so you might actually get a decent answer here. My recommendation...bourbon.


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Lamont Cranston

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I Wild Each It;n19929 said:
Well, Splinty's a doctor so you might actually get a decent answer here. My recommendation...bourbon.


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So...you're saying no matter what is wrong with me, I should start drinking bourbon.

Sounds legit...
:)
 

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Yes. That's what's I'm saying. Preferably Makers.


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Lamont Cranston

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I Wild Each It;n19933 said:
Yes. That's what's I'm saying. Preferably Makers.


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I don't have any bourbon.

Can I substitute something else?

Also, you haven't even asked about my symptoms!
 

Splinty

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I Wild Each It;n19929 said:
Well, Splinty's a doctor so you might actually get a decent answer here. My recommendation...bourbon.


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Nope, from here it sounds like a need for STAT bourbon as well.
 

Splinty

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Dougie;n19935 said:
I don't have any bourbon.

Can I substitute something else?

Also, you haven't even asked about my symptoms!
No bourbon?

You gonna die.


Oh yeah symptoms... Those things. Tell me about them...
 

Lamont Cranston

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Splinty;n19951 said:
Nope, from here it sounds like a need for STAT bourbon as well.

I'm out of bourbon, damn it!

Heeeeeelp meeeeeee!
 

Goldie Wilson III

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When you say "I'm sick" this is very vague and could mean many different things Dougie.

Are you dope sick? Has the herpes reared it's ugly head back again? HIV turn into full blown Freddie Mercury style AIDS? Paper cut? Did a tranny hooker spike your drink and rape and rob you?

Please elaborate and maybe we can help seeing as though most of the members from EVILYOSHIDA.COM that made the jump over to this fine website have experience with these conditions.....
 

Lamont Cranston

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sachin tendulkar;n19976 said:
When you say "I'm sick" this is very vague and could mean many different things Dougie.

Are you dope sick? Has the herpes reared it's ugly head back again? HIV turn into full blown Freddie Mercury style AIDS? Paper cut? Did a tranny hooker spike your drink and rape and rob you?

Please elaborate and maybe we can help seeing as though most of the members from EVILYOSHIDA.COM that made the jump over to this fine website have experience with these conditions.....

Tell me more about the "Tranny-hooker" thingy...
 

Goldie Wilson III

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Dougie;n19981 said:
Tell me more about the "Tranny-hooker" thingy...
You know who could have really explain this was the deviant jons forsberg who suffers from psycho sexual disorders and lives in Thailand and picks up ladyboys on a regular basis.

The only problem is old jons forsberg aka som pong got the ban hammer because it was obvious he was an attention seeking troll with a substance abuse problem who only wanted to cause chaos and friction between members even after being given warnings by the more than fair mods to chill out.
 

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Oh sweet. Didn't' know the forum had a poll function. Apparently I'm also the only one who thinks you gone die. Sorry Dougie. Can I have first dibs on your personal belongings when you go?
 

Goldie Wilson III

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Ish Kabibble;n20080 said:
Oh sweet. Didn't' know the forum had a poll function. Apparently I'm also the only one who thinks you gone die. Sorry Dougie. Can I have first dibs on your personal belongings when you go?
Do you really have room for a piss stained mattress, black and white television and a collection of old pornography at your house?
 

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sachin tendulkar;n20096 said:
Do you really have room for a piss stained mattress, black and white television and a collection of old pornography at your house?
I'll be honest, I wasn't sure how to take you at first sachin, but you have grown on me sir lol. You have a sense of humor and a liking for shit talk, a lot like mine :)
 

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Dougie;n20109 said:
I've started drinking Goldshlager.

I hope this works...
Good luck with that,

I woke up with a sore throat and feeling like overall shit today, so I tried a bit of Absolut and a bit of Crown a few mins ago.....haven't touched any alcohol in about 9 mos. and I guess I lost the taste of alcohol because I could barely get a sip of each down. Oh well.
 

Goldie Wilson III

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I Wild Each It;n20097 said:
I'll be honest, I wasn't sure how to take you at first sachin, but you have grown on me sir lol. You have a sense of humor and a liking for shit talk, a lot like mine :)
I get that a lot from people wild It so I take no offense. Like a new pair of shoes I can pinch at first until you get used to them. I am very happy to be a part of this community and in much need of a break from the anti "West" circle jerk and confirmation bias of EVILYOSHIDA.COM. It's nice to be around a few guys who are not obsessed about race and penis size and are miserable because they are hung like spring rolls. My first mission here was to counter troll and expose Jons forsberg(Som Pong) and 333(Vutulaki) to balance out the good and evil in the force and save the website from destruction from those parasites. I have a mole on the inside of 333's private forum who told me they were planning to dojo storm and troll this website after reading about it on EY.COM

Forsberg was beyond saving and needed to go but 333 has clamed down because he is a lonely man in a loveless marriage and just wants to let of some steam online so he doesn't put his fist through his wife who he can barely understand because she speaks little English and rarely wears shoes.

I used to be pretty close with 333 over at EVILYOSHIDA.COM before he was banned along with Jons Forsberg for many infractions and after multiple warnings. In hindsight now that I look back on their complaints about that website were warranted and proven to be true but they went about exposing and protesting it the wrong way. I'm hoping one day 333 can grow mentally and spiritually and physically and we can squash our silly little feud and let bygones be bygones.

In closing not everyone at EVILYOSHIDA.COM is a lost hope. Megatherium is a friend and great addition who has contributed to your website and we are lucky to have. Diet Butcher and Daglord are two other additions who I wish would post more who I am big fans of. Masato toys is very creative and loves crayons and the fake canuckster guy is pretty funny, has a great taste in fashion, loves the theatre and brings a homosexual perspective to the conversation being an aggressive and very hungry power bottom.
 

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sachin tendulkar;n20318 said:
II am very happy to be a part of this community and in much need of a break from the anti "West" circle jerk and confirmation bias of EVILYOSHIDA.COM..
a break eh? prob not a bad idea...