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Judobill

First 100
First 100
Jan 15, 2015
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Discharged finally. My fucking wife sent me to Walgreens, where all the chicks behind the counter are hot as fuck, to drop off this prescription.
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crowbar

First 200
Jan 27, 2015
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Right now the chicks behind the counter are talking about you.

That shit is more embarrassing than Preparation H.

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Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,545
71,469
Wow
Nitro to the Anus

Sounds like Science Fiction

What does Nitro do?
 

Rambo John J

Eats things that would make a Billy Goat Puke
First 100
Jan 17, 2015
71,545
71,469
Apparently helps anal fissures
I had only heard of Nitro in Fight Club.

Don't make any sudden movements with that stuff.

I hope for quick healing
 
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Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,416
57,815
Discharged finally. My fucking wife sent me to Walgreens, where all the chicks behind the counter are hot as fuck, to drop off this prescription.
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Might as well stock up on extra small condoms while you're in there.

It's better to combine humiliating purchases than to spread them out.
 

BeardOfKnowledge

The Most Consistent Motherfucker You Know
Jul 22, 2015
60,547
56,268
Oh great, she has kidney stones! Awesome!
Kidney stones are no fucking joke. They're the only thing I've heard women say are more painful than childbirth.

I was once told by a guy they hurt more than when he got shot.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,416
57,815
Well, we’re home. She’s fucked up, but she will heal. Just sucks now. I just want her healthy.
Tell her we're still pretty pissed she didn't seize the opportunity and get a photo of the no-bra, white-tanked vomit chick, but we all hope she heals up quickly.
 

Jesus X

4 drink minimum.
Sep 7, 2015
28,766
31,292
Might as well stock up on extra small condoms while you're in there.

It's better to combine humiliating purchases than to spread them out.
I was looking for a company to make me "magnum mediums" as a joke like medium sized magnums.