Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Sex Chicken, Aug 31, 2018.
Was it intentional or are you just a shitty fisherman?
Think it was about 20-30 fathoms. Snagged on bottom and rod was yanked outta my mitts when boat rose up on a ground swell.
This was back in my commercial fishing days. So yeah i was a total meathead back then.
@Splinty and @Chad Wagner actually met at Lilith Fair when Splinty put Chad on his shoulders so he could better take pictures when Sara Maclachlan joined the Indigo Girls on stage for their encore.
@Splinty and @BirdWatcher actually met when the were teamed up as tag team partners in the WWE’s development circuit.
Their finishing move was called “The Pig Roast”.
I am not the real Lars
I am not really bald.
I really don't have a pot as a head.
@Lars is a fan of Loki irl
In grade 10 @Lars shaved his pubes and they never grew back.
In his high school graduating class, @Priziesthorse was voted “Most Likely to Rape a Hitchhiker”.
@RaginCajun is allergic to Jumbalaya.
In high school wrestling @Giuseppe Morabito amassed a highly impressive 0-0-0 career
He has the same record with chicks from dating websites
@Marty the cat used to be a MoD
It surprised me.
Vutu broke him.
@conor mcgregor nut hugger once won 1st place in a “Worst Body” contest at Club Liv.
I once won a baddest ass tournament in Rio.
I don't know if that's good or bad
After the Detroit River froze over, @wrestling doesn't work called U.S. Border Patrol to ask if he could ice skate into the U.S.
They hung up.
I’d love to see the looks on the US Border Patrol agents’ faces when they looked out across the frozen Detroit river and saw me skating across the ice wearing a pair of 4 oz gloves. “WE NEED BACK UP!!!”.
Apparently they thought it was olive oil, due to the skinny arms, but when they had finished laughing
She was gone!