Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Sex Chicken, Aug 31, 2018.
Don't speak too soon
I was highlighting the fact so the MoDs realize and take appropriate action
They gave me a 14-hour reprieve from some bullshit that I never should have been pinked for to begin with.
I told them to eat a dick and to re-pink me until my bullshit sentence was over.
@BirdWatcher has actually never been skiing.
He just gets really stoned and imagines he goes skiing.
@conor mcgregor nut hugger is a very kind respectful person IRL and is married to a surprisingly attractive young lady.
Did you just fucken assume his wife's gender!!!???
You sexist Canadian pig!
He’ll be back.
Once you go pink you never stay black
Last night @sparkuri called me to say he just found out cock fighting was done with chickens. He was in tears after wasting 2 years of training.
I would've cracked the top ten
@Sex Chicken thought about taking his wife on a Valentine's Day trip to Las Vegas...
........to watch the Maple Leafs play the Golden Knights.
Said something about his child being conceived at a Maple Leafs game, which I know is bullshit because he told me he had to use IVF due to his micro penis.
I had the misfortune of meeting him in real life, he called me a “Goof” and when he introduced his wife it was clearly a homeless man in a wig. He then screamed “Jon Jones never knowingly took steroids” and threw a hot cofffee on me.
I mailed him the bill for the dry cleaning and he wrote “Didn’t Read LOL” on it and mailed it back to me.
If anyone is in the Kissimmee area on Valentine’s Day, @conor mcgregor nut hugger and his wife will be at the Hungry Howie’s. (It’s the only place in town that lets you vape on the patio).
He’ll be wearing a pair of white jeans and a shark tooth necklace, she’ll be wearing a red leather cowboy hat and a Jon Cena t-shirt. Stop by their table and say “Hello”.
@BirdWatcher was the first Goth in Kelowna.
@Sex Chicken is a decent dad despite what others may tell you. Dabbles in robot design in his spare time.
Look for his truck.