Lifestyle Internet dating

[Disciplined Galt]

Never thought I'd do this, but damn it is easy. Like 5 shiksas an hour messaging me.
I reckon the best course of action is taking them drinking?

 

[Splinty]

Never thought I'd do this, but damn it is easy. Like 5 shiksas an hour messaging me.
I reckon the best course of action is taking them drinking?

They should take you drinking. It's a 5 to 1 ratio obviously you're the commodity

 

[Disciplined Galt]

They should take you drinking. It's a 5 to 1 ratio obviously you're the commodity

Ah, yeah. They'll be purchasing the drinks. I am broke until next week anyway. Maybe I'll offer English lessons, or noodles. Hmm

 

[Splinty]

, or noodles.

Be sure to add some chopped sausage to the noodles... Because of the innuendo.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Be sure to add some chopped sausage to the noodles... Because of the innuendo.

Nice foreskin.

 

[Lord Vutulaki]

Be sure to add some chopped sausage to the noodles... Because of the innuendo.

You're asian???

 

[SongExotic2]

Meh.

Women on dating sites are crazy

I met one who had to take crazy pills.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

I'll keep that in mind.

 

[Shinkicker]

Meh.

Women on dating sites are crazy

I met one who had to take crazy pills.

And the bar flies aren't? Lol

Or cabbies?

 

[Shinkicker]

And the bar flies aren't? Lol

Or cabbies?

nevermind, I could keep going. They are all crazy.

 

[SongExotic2]

And the bar flies aren't? Lol

Or cabbies?

No they are all crazy

Bitches be cray

 

[madmav]

anything where the girl doesn't buy the drink first sounds dangerous..

 

[Robbie Hart]

Meh.

Women on dating sites are crazy

I met one who had to take crazy pills.

You sure you weren't conversing with yourself via one of your fake accounts?

 

[SongExotic2]

You sure you weren't conversing with yourself via one of your fake accounts?

Nope. Went for sushi. Didn't hear from her for a while then made another date. Couple hours before she went quiet. I was like WTF. She get back in touch a few hours later to tell me she has some weirdo condition that makes her pull her hair out and the pills she takes to combat it make her sleep.

I stopped talking to her after that but crazy bitch would text me now and then. Think last I heard she moved to Florida, so I guess she's normal now

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Seeing this 20 year old after work today. Gonna go home and take a shit first though.

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

Gonna go home and take a shit first though.

Prepping for one of the 'ladies' of Thailand?

 

[Leigh]

Online dating is only good for sex. Which is great for guys and broken women don't realise it.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Online dating is only good for sex. Which is great for guys and broken women don't realise it.

I will report back with results.

 

[silentsinger]

Seeing this 20 year old after work today. Gonna go home and take a shit first though.

Internet dating by @Galt - take a poo on her chest and let's see how it goes.

If she wipes it off from the right, she's a goer.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Internet dating by @Galt - take a poo on her chest and let's see how it goes.

If she wipes it off from the right, she's a goer.

I am actually very romantic.

 

[silentsinger]

I am actually very romantic.

Smear it on her gob while she's passed out then leave romantic?

 

[Disciplined Galt]

Smear it on her gob while she's passed out then leave romantic?

Not at all, I am planning on taking this one for steak.

 

[silentsinger]

Not at all, I am planning on taking this one for steak.

"this one"? Fuck yeah, Ga!!!! Tell me about the wooing process.

 

[silentsinger]

Also, I don't know if you're American, British, European? That would help. All I know is you hate Western stuffs.

 

[Disciplined Galt]

"this one"? Fuck yeah, Ga!!!! Tell me about the wooing process.

It will be conducted in thai.