General Is religion the ultimate source of American retardation?

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Sheepdog

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Short version: Yes.

So the fact that Americans are generally retarded isn't in dispute. Every non-American knows this. Of course Americans themselves don't know this - but they're retarded, so how could they know? It's not their fault.

Religious people are mongoloids, I mean they believe a space warlock controls their insignificant lives. And there are more religious people in the US than any other developed country. So statistically there are more retards there.

But I think it goes deeper than this. I've noticed that when political commentators are talking about voters, it has become such a common line that you 'can't convince people with facts or logic, you need to appeal to their emotions', that it's become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Nobody even tries to use facts because they assume people are too retarded to listen, which means they never get exposed to facts in the first place.

There is also an extreme commitment to the 'middle ground'. Political shows will bring on a normal person who says something like 'we know universal healthcare works because it works in every other developed country' and then a guy in a cowboy hat will eat his own shit and scream about socialism. Then the audience will assume that 'the truth lies somewhere in the middle'.

Ultimately I think this stems from the fact that people have to 'respect people's religion'. Some people exist in reality, while others worship a fictional character, and the people who live in reality have to just 'agree to disagree'. And if you're not allowed to dispute something as basic as the fact that there isn't a magical cloud wizard controlling everything, this means you have to take the same approach to everything else. Which means Americans are even more retarded than the sum total of religious retards.

What do you think? Am I right, or am I nearly as retarded as an American. Let me know in the comments section. Be sure to like and subscribe and donate to my patreon.
 
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I believe TV and social media wins top spot for that. People believe what a screen says to them. React on emotion to a picture and pixels. Breeds hate for people they have never met. Little do they know we are all in the same boat sinking. I got to admit though, reading some of those meltdowns I started laughing. Religion wins second. Imagine, people really practicing what they preach? WWJD?
 

Hauler

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I don't go to church.

But last Sunday I was driving by a church as it was letting out. I let a car from the parking lot jump in front of me but the guy behind him try to sneak out too. That's not how it works, bro. I let a car out, then I go. Then the guy behind me let's you out.

So he tries to follow the guy out. I cut his ass off and give him a "The fuck is your problem? Don't you know the rules" look. He's in a Subaru with his family - wife up front and 2 kids in the back. He starts yelling what I assumed were obsenities (windows were up) and he flips me off.

I made the sign of the cross and clasped my hands together as if I was praying for him. I don't know that he caught my "You're just now leaving church and already acting an asshole" reference.

His wife was hot and wanted my sting. She put a hand on her husband's arm and kept looking at me longingly as I drove by.

Side note: I love having a truck and being able to see everything.

The guy behind me didn't let him out either.
 
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Hauler

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I don't go to church.

But last Sunday I was driving by a church as it was letting out. I let a car from the parking lot jump in front of me but the guy behind him try to sneak out too. That's not how it works, bro. I let a car out, then I go. Then the guy behind me let's you outfit.

So he tries to follow the guy out. I cut his ass off and give him a "The fuck is your problem? Don't you know the rules" look. He's in a Subaru with his family - wife up front and 2 kids in the back. He starts yelling what I assumed were obsenities (windows were up) and he flips me off.

I made the sign of the cross and clasped my hands together as if I was praying for him. I don't know that he caught my "You're just now leaving church and already acting an asshole" reference.

His wife was hot and wanted my sting. She put a hand on her husband's arm and kept looking at me longingly as I drove by.

Side note: I love having a truck and being able to see everything.

The guy behind me didn't let him out either.
Moral of the story:
Going to church and being religious doesn't make you a good person.

Just like not going to church doesn't make you a bad person.

I do believe in God, but I don't think She gives a shit what I do with my Sundays. As Bill & Ted said: "Be excellent to each other" - that's pretty much what it's all about
 
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HEATH VON DOOM

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I don't go to church.

But last Sunday I was driving by a church as it was letting out. I let a car from the parking lot jump in front of me but the guy behind him try to sneak out too. That's not how it works, bro. I let a car out, then I go. Then the guy behind me let's you outfit.

So he tries to follow the guy out. I cut his ass off and give him a "The fuck is your problem? Don't you know the rules" look. He's in a Subaru with his family - wife up front and 2 kids in the back. He starts yelling what I assumed were obsenities (windows were up) and he flips me off.

I made the sign of the cross and clasped my hands together as if I was praying for him. I don't know that he caught my "You're just now leaving church and already acting an asshole" reference.

His wife was hot and wanted my sting. She put a hand on her husband's arm and kept looking at me longingly as I drove by.

Side note: I love having a truck and being able to see everything.

The guy behind me didn't let him out either.
None of this ever happened
 

Sheepdog

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Moral of the story:
Going to church and being religious doesn't make you a good person.

Just like not going to church doesn't make you an asshole.

I do believe in God, but I don't think She gives a shit what I do with my Sundays. As Bill & Ted said: "Be excellent to each other" - that's pretty much what it's all about
"There is no Jesus"

 
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Sometimes when I get annoyed I wanna say "OH FUCK JESUS!" really loudly in public.

Haven't done it yet. Will report back when I do.
 

Never_Rolled

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I'm an atheist but I dislike militant angry atheists more than religious people. I don't mind at all anyone that believes in God that is their choice. I don't understand the anger about it. I just don't believe and that's it. A lot of churches and religious people do charity work that nobody else does. I thank God everyday that I'm an atheist.
 

Sheepdog

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I'm an atheist but I dislike militant angry atheists more than religious people. I don't mind at all anyone that believes in God that is their choice. I don't understand the anger about it. I just don't believe and that's it. A lot of churches and religious people do charity work that nobody else does. I thank God everyday that I'm an atheist.
I'm not angry at all. I find their retardation kind of adorable, like a child who thinks a monster is hiding in their closet. Although that child is actually less retarded and self-absorbed than the religious person when you think about it. Because the child just thinks the monster wants to attack them rather than control their destiny and that the monster literally exists only to hurt them, rather than being an omnipotent being that hides in everyone's closet simultaneously and murders children on a daily basis, but chooses to spare you if you say nice words to it and is invested personally in your success.

So the next time one of your kids wakes you up in the night screaming about monsters, just remember there's fully grown cunts everywhere who think people lived in whales, so your kid's not doing too bad.
 

MovinOn

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I don't go to church.

But last Sunday I was driving by a church as it was letting out. I let a car from the parking lot jump in front of me but the guy behind him try to sneak out too. That's not how it works, bro. I let a car out, then I go. Then the guy behind me let's you out.

So he tries to follow the guy out. I cut his ass off and give him a "The fuck is your problem? Don't you know the rules" look. He's in a Subaru with his family - wife up front and 2 kids in the back. He starts yelling what I assumed were obsenities (windows were up) and he flips me off.

I made the sign of the cross and clasped my hands together as if I was praying for him. I don't know that he caught my "You're just now leaving church and already acting an asshole" reference.

His wife was hot and wanted my sting. She put a hand on her husband's arm and kept looking at me longingly as I drove by.

Side note: I love having a truck and being able to see everything.

The guy behind me didn't let him out either.

One for one. You're right. It's actually a courtesy because the drivers on the road have the right-of-way and don't have to let the parking lot drivers out at all.

But I'll be damned if it ain't always the fucking guys in a Subaru trying to get away with shit.


General - I'm Buying a 2009 Subaru Forester...
 

Hauler

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One for one. You're right. It's actually a courtesy because the drivers on the road have the right-of-way and don't have to let the parking lot drivers out at all.

But I'll be damned it it ain't always the fucking guys in a Subaru trying to get away with shit.


General - I'm Buying a 2009 Subaru Forester...
Haha. If it was Sex Chicken @Sex Chicken I would have let him out. Have you seen his biceps? I don't want any of that music.
 

Robbie Hart

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Religious people are mongoloids, I mean they believe a space warlock controls their insignificant lives. And there are more religious people in the US than any other developed country. So statistically there are more retards there.
Statistically, not proportionately
 

Never_Rolled

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I'm not angry at all. I find their retardation kind of adorable, like a child who thinks a monster is hiding in their closet. Although that child is actually less retarded and self-absorbed than the religious person when you think about it. Because the child just thinks the monster wants to attack them rather than control their destiny and that the monster literally exists only to hurt them, rather than being an omnipotent being that hides in everyone's closet simultaneously and murders children on a daily basis, but chooses to spare you if you say nice words to it and is invested personally in your success.

So the next time one of your kids wakes you up in the night screaming about monsters, just remember there's fully grown cunts everywhere who think people lived in whales, so your kid's not doing too bad.
You are exactly the kind of god damn atheist I don’t want to be lumped in with.
 

Sheepdog

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You are exactly the kind of god damn atheist I don’t want to be lumped in with.
Nice. I thought you might have been going for this angle with the last sentence of your first post, but also thought it might have been some silly 'humorous' slogan that self-identified atheists use.

I don't actually idenitfy as an atheist. I prefer the term 'non-retard'.
 

karasu

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Americans, not religion, are the ultimate source of American retardation. Don't worry, it is not unique to Americans and in fact no other group of people are immune to this plague of retardation.

it is very unfortunate, religion should inspire people to be better but instead retards gonna retard.......