General Is this the most universally loved cookie in the world?

[Too swole to control]

Why does that chick have a boner?

I'll get that Eritrean girl to translate what they're saying when she comes in at 10

 

[Banchan]

#bluetinmatters

 

[Banchan]

Bland cookies that look like pretzels with huge sugar pellets on them that look like salt.

It's a giant mindfuck and I'm not playing their game.

 

[Too swole to control]

Ok she translated it. She said they are not Eritrean cookies, they r European
The title in green says "condom talk"
And the guy is saying he can not live without her and doesn't want anyone else
And it is in Ethiopian language

 

[Too swole to control]

And she brought these in today

 

[Hauler]

Ok she translated it. She said they are not Eritrean cookies, they r European
The title in green says "condom talk"
And the guy is saying he can not live without her and doesn't want anyone else
And it is in Ethiopian language

What a stuid fucking cartoon.

 

[Too swole to control]

What a stuid fucking cartoon.

Lol "stuid"

 

[SongExotic2]

Ok she translated it. She said they are not Eritrean cookies, they r European
The title in green says "condom talk"
And the guy is saying he can not live without her and doesn't want anyone else
And it is in Ethiopian language

I talked to an African today. It was in English tho.

 

[Banchan]

Ok she translated it. She said they are not Eritrean cookies, they r European
The title in green says "condom talk"
And the guy is saying he can not live without her and doesn't want anyone else
And it is in Ethiopian language

Of course they are European cookies but ask her if Eriteans like them (the ones in blue tin) is the real question.

 

[Too swole to control]

I talked to an African today. It was in English tho.

Girl at my work speaks 5 languages and made fun of me for only speaking one. Btw if u touch the bottom of your shoe w your palm and make a motion like u r throwing the dirt at their face, they hate that. I do it all the time. Huge sign of disrespect apparently.

 

[SongExotic2]

Girl at my work speaks 5 languages and made fun of me for only speaking one. Btw if u touch the bottom of your shoe w your palm and make a motion like u r throwing the dirt at their face, they hate that. I do it all the time. Huge sign of disrespect apparently.

@Galt speaks lots of languages too. He is also able to speak some limited English.

I'll bear that action in mind. I like having offensive gestures on standby

 

[Too swole to control]

Oh and sharmuta means wjor

@Galt speaks lots of languages too. He is also able to speak some limited English.

I'll bear that action in mind. I like having offensive gestures on standby

Sharmuta means whore in Eritrean. I get some use out of that occasionally. She calls me white monkey and stupid American. She's pretty funny

 

[Hauler]

Girl at my work speaks 5 languages and made fun of me for only speaking one. Btw if u touch the bottom of your shoe w your palm and make a motion like u r throwing the dirt at their face, they hate that. I do it all the time. Huge sign of disrespect apparently.

This is good to know.

 

[Too swole to control]

This is good to know.

Probably why that one guy threw his shoe at George W. I forget what country that was in.

 

[Too swole to control]

And btw I bend leg backward at knee touch sole of shoe w palm and underhand motion keeping palm open whole time like u throwing an underhand softball pitch w palm open at their head
Not an overhand baseball throw. She yells Everytime I do it

 

[Hauler]

And btw I bend leg backward at knee touch sole of shoe w palm and underhand motion keeping palm open whole time like u throwing an underhand softball pitch w palm open at their head
Not an overhand baseball throw. She yells Everytime I do it

You should bend at both knees, fake dirt scoop each shoe with each hand, then double slow pitch them at her face.

 

[Too swole to control]

You should bend at both knees, fake dirt scoop each shoe with each hand, then double slow pitch them at her face.

She gave me a pudding cup. Maybe tomorow

 

[1031]

There are many different maker because they are often replicated. I think that supports my theory that many different demographics outside of dutch or Poland or where ever these are from likes them. This one I think is a genuine brand.* I think *

Dansk is not connected in any way to Gdańsk

 

[Banchan]

Dansk is not connected in any way to Gdańsk

I kind of forgot about Denmark being a country and just thought danks meant dutch. When I think europe + cookies I think dutch.

 

[Banchan]

@EritreanCoworker don't be shady girl, I know you like the blue tin cookies.

 

[Too swole to control]

@EritreanCoworker don't be shady girl, I know you like the blue tin cookies.

I'ma go ask her right now ha. And throw some shoe dirt at her

 

[Too swole to control]

I showed her the blue tin in the first post and ask her if she likes them she said yes. Then I ask if she could only have one cookie in the world for the rest of her life what would she pick and she said the blue tin ones. I said r u fucking serious and she said "oh ya, America all you know is chocolate chips chocolate chips chocolate chips " lol.

 

[Banchan]

I think the case in favor of the blue tin cookies has been made.

 

[Wintermute]

I know there are a many different brands but generally they are in these shapes and in a blue tin.

If you have asians coming over and you need a cookie this is it.

Getting drunk at an airport bar at SFO and I just laughed a very nice red wine through my motherfucking nose.

 

[sparkuri]

A girl I work with is from Eritrea she always brings bland generic shit like that in to work.

Can you post a picture of her?
I've always wanted to see a real-life Eritrean.