General It's 7:30 AM and I am no longer unemployed. AMA

[ThatOneDude]

No more being a bum and mowing the lawn at 6:30 AM.
AMA.

 

[Qat]

 

[member 1013]

I hired him. He is my apprentice janitor now.

 

[John Lee Pettimore]

Good for you!

Is it a job you're stoked about, or just a stepping stone to get back into the game?

??

 

[Qat]

I hired him. He is my apprentice janitor now.

I hope you pull some awesome pranks on him

 

[member 1013]

Good for you!

Is it a job you're stoked about, or just a stepping stone to get back into the game?

??

He’s stoked

i have so much to teach @ThatOneDude

mopping techniques
Cleaning solution formulas
How to repair the floor buffer
Scrubby brush selection
It’s never ending

 

[ThatOneDude]

He’s stoked

i have so much to teach @ThatOneDude

mopping techniques
Cleaning solution formulas
How to repair the floor buffer
Scrubby brush selection
It’s never ending

Can we get started on the buffer repair classes? Doing this by hand sucks.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

I hired him. He is my apprentice janitor now.

I thought you were hiring me for that.

 

[Wintermute]

Congrats! What's the job?

 

[SuperPig]

Giving out handies behind the Burger King isn't what I would call "employed" but whatever helps to pass the time..

 

[ThatOneDude]

Congrats! What's the job?

I'll be acting as a consultant for a software/security company.

 

[ThatOneDude]

Giving out handies behind the Burger King isn't what I would call "employed" but whatever helps to pass the time..

Burger King gives me a 1099 for it though...

 

[Wintermute]

I'll be acting as a consultant for a software/security company.

Cool- cyber-security?

 

[ThatOneDude]

Cool- cyber-security?

No I'll be working with the automation branch, but that involves encryption in the fly and that jazz.

 

[MMAPlaywright]

Congrats!

 

[ThatOneDude]

Congrats!

Thanks man. Lots of big changes this summer.

 

[MMAPlaywright]

No I'll be working with the automation branch, but that involves encryption in the fly and that jazz.

Careful, that documented wino @conor mcgregor nut hugger will be along at any minute to wreck your thread.

 

[Fat Hing Dinger]

It 730 am and you havey facky seck today benny!

 

[ThatOneDude]

Careful, that documented wino @conor mcgregor nut hugger will be along at any minute to wreck your thread.

That's the guy who admitted to drinking and driving and then pulled the old "I'm not retarded I was just joking"?

 

[member 1013]

I'll be acting as a consultant for a software/security company.

What?!

 

[member 1013]

I thought you were hiring me for that.

He touched me weenie

 

[ThatOneDude]

What?!

I mean, I'm a janitorial apprentice.

 

[member 1013]

That's the guy who admitted to drinking and driving and then pulled the old "I'm not retarded I was just joking"?

I used to drink and drive when I wasn’t recovering

it’s something I have to own

 

[ThatOneDude]

I used to drink and drive when I wasn’t recovering

it’s something I have to own

We respect you for admitting it instead of saying you were just joking.

 

[member 1013]

We respect you for admitting it instead of saying you were just joking.

If @conor mcgregor nut hugger drank more than two seltzers he would pass out for three days

he’s a lightweight bitch