General I've Noticed We Have a Few Brits

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  1. Le Chat Noir

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    When you go find a line (queue) of people waiting for anything,a show, bus, it doesn't matter. Go to the front of the line and just stand there for a few seconds as though you are going to cut. They love this and will probably make you King for a day.

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  2. Shang Tsong2

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    I'm going where?
     
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    Did I dream that you said you were going to Paris?
     
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    I guess you did. I have no plans to go anywhere
     
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    Apart from maybe Amsterdam
     
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    Donkey brain.

     
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    Hmm mustve meant Amsterdam.
     
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    Poor guy made loads of recommendations to you too. Apologise forthwith :D
     
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    I am assuming that would get me murdered? In the U.S you may have several people wanting to fight after that .
     
  10. silentsinger

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    Couple of weeks ago at Barcelona airport as soon as the gate opened everyone was budging each other out of the way to get on board.
    It was bedlam. You have assigned seats, for fuck's sake!! It isn't like you all want to sit on the back row and sing football songs!
     
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    Worse I saw was in Qatar. Complete chaos. Everyone stampeding to get on the flight yet they call it in order anyway. It was embarrassing
     
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  12. silentsinger

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    I think all politeness goes out of the window at an airport, it's worked as an advantage to me because I'm in nature overly polite but I normally end up so bruised up with people not giving a fuck and ramming their suitcases into me . I'm normally on my own and don't look particularly like I'll bite their head off when I get in their way.
     
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  14. Evil Cucknievel

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    Love Paris. Been more times than I can remember.

    Could easily live and work there tbh. The centre, not the banlieues obviously.

    Op hasn’t got a passport.

    Trying to get culture by osmosis. Bless.
     
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    Not having a pop because I obviously love this country or I wouldn't be here but I remember a few years ago there was a study where it was found out that 60% of Americans didn't have a passport. When I brought it up it was met with "why the fuck would I ever want to leave the country?"
     
  16. Le Chat Noir

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    If you think having a passport is some accomplishment, and apparently you do, then it gives us all a very good idea of your socioeconomic status.

    Now being bitter over political smack downs and bringing them to another thread is bad form.
    Do try harder next time, I've only been here a short time and you are already starting to bore me.

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  17. Evil Cucknievel

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    Well it’s gone down massively because it used to be around 84%.

    The I duddent done need to go abroad cos Merika brigade is all prevalent.

    Maybe the passports went up as they counted the freedom givers in Afghanistan and Iraq?
     
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    My Dude.

    I haven’t even started.

    You are living a lie my friend.

    You’re positing a failed way of life. You are a mark. You are the bottom layer of this pyramid scheme you claim is ‘the best’.

    But please. I’m sure you are a very busy man. Don’t let me stop you in your important job of defending trickle down economics in forums all over the world.

    You are like a modern pilgrim on the Mayflower basically.

    God speed!
     
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    Why do French people think deodorant and a shower are the same thing?
     
  20. Le Chat Noir

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    It's simply because of the size of the US vs Euro nations.
    The average European travels about the same radius as Americans on vacation.

    Some guy in New York flying down to the Caribbean is the same as some guy in Paris flying to Greece.
    Insecure guys, like fingers, need to virtue signal over travel....very strange.

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    The I duddnt done need to go abroad crew in da house!
     
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  22. silentsinger

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    I've lived in the US since 2014. Even with going to the UK to visit relatives obligation wise I still go abroad.

    One thing does not equal the other.
     
  23. silentsinger

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    I don't know. The US IS a huge nation. I loved the drive from Virginia to California, and there is a difference but not a HUGE cultural difference.

    We ain't around for that long, people need to experience different things and get out of their cocoons.
     
  24. Le Chat Noir

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    My dude? Do you think using the latest teen slang substitutes for a personality or actual thought?

    What haven't you started? A company? A career? A family? Anything of substance?

    I don't defend "trickle down" that's a silly leftist rant, I simply point out the failure of redistribution and central planning.
    History proves Capitalism is a world wide success and socialism is a complete failure, yet here you are thinking the "revolution" is new.
    LMAO. There is no debate.

    In regards to pyramids, your socialism isn't going to turn you from a loser to a winner.
    You'll still be coming through the gates of my neighborhood to clean my pool, you'll just make less doing so.

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