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General I've Noticed We Have a Few Brits

Discussion in 'The Off-topic Lounge' started by Le Chat Noir, Feb 11, 2020.

  1. Banjaxo

    Banjaxo Active Member

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    Nah, that's just the British army.

    Spraying deodorant over the ming under your armpits is referred to as a "squaddie wash" over here :grinning:
     
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  2. silentsinger

    silentsinger Ok Banger

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    Do you know the term coolie ground sheet?
     
  3. Conor McGregor nut holder

    Conor McGregor nut holder File 404 not found

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    My dude.

    I’m not one for boasting what I’ve achieved. I feel it’s kind of hollow when you have to blow your own trumpet. Maybe that’s just a trait of an English man. I don’t know.

    Unlike yourself I ain’t much for book learning. Left school at 16. Was working from 14 in Saturday jobs and paper rounds.

    I will say I tick all the boxes you count as success. The last one is more ethereal. I guess winning a BAFTA would count in this regard. But it’s all worthless if you are not happy or healthy. Lucky I tick all those boxes too

    I have proven to you the happiest places to live are all socialist based. Of course. This does not fit your narrative so
    Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    I would also point out that capitalism has failed, we are just living in a strange hybrid that proves the system is corrupt. Remember the bank crash and they printed bits of paper and called it money? Like Cambodia did?

    Keep on winning your way my dude. You don’t strike me as a nasty person, you are very jealous though.
     
  4. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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    How do you say "war" in French Sign Language?



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  5. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger Self-isolation helps flatten the curve

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  6. Conor McGregor nut holder

    Conor McGregor nut holder File 404 not found

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    A banjo is a runny egg sandwich in the forces.

    Is your name related?

    Or are you just referring to be bumbaclarted?
     
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  7. silentsinger

    silentsinger Ok Banger

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    Fuck me. You ain't Norf Laaandaaaan, Brixtonian.
     
  8. Conor McGregor nut holder

    Conor McGregor nut holder File 404 not found

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    I am like a genx or z grasshopper
     
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  9. silentsinger

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    The gentrification of Brixton whilst I know is for the better, going to an off licence and having to talk through a window and iron bars....
    Is it for the better though?

    Kind of miss the days where I was going to see an ex and he'd hear me on the phone yelling to people to gtfo and him worrying I was going to get killed for being mouthy.
     
  10. Conor McGregor nut holder

    Conor McGregor nut holder File 404 not found

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    Meh. Brixton was no Harlesden.

    I lived there a bit.

    That was an experience. I remember coming out one night to buy some booze and was confronted by a large group of pikeys.

    I was like oh. I’m in for a kicking here. But no. They had arranged a fight against some local chaps.

    Because I am white and big they thought I would join them.

    ‘Will you help us foight the blacks’

    The off-licence was in no mans land. I said hold on. I need to get some weapons. I went into the offy bought what I needed to get to sleep, walked back and said hang on lads. I need to get some tools. Make way. I will back in a minute.

    They parted and I strolled through like a historic Tyson Fury.

    Never to be seen again.

    The twats.
     
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  11. Conor McGregor nut holder

    Conor McGregor nut holder File 404 not found

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    I had very little dealings in south London.

    A few drug deals. Some bunk ups. Maybe two exes.

    Bandit country.

    Best avoided.
     
  12. Coast

    Coast Land of the Prince Bishops

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    I like France, I've never been, but it looks nice from 40,000 feet when I'm on way to Majorca.
     
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  13. Conor McGregor nut holder

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    Mallorca as we say
     
  14. Coast

    Coast Land of the Prince Bishops

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    Magaluf as I call it :D

    But having kids ruined it all so now its just Majorca.
     
  15. Conor McGregor nut holder

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    True.

    I might do a trip to Ibiza to my friends place. He’s coming home after this season.

    But quite frankly I will probably go to Dymchurch. We have a caravan there.

    It’s a lot easier with kids,
     
  16. Coast

    Coast Land of the Prince Bishops

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    Nothing wrong with an English Caravan holiday, I was brought up on them.

    The problem with the UK is that its so fucking expensive. Had 3 days in Blackpool a few years ago and the money we spent we could have gone all inclusive abroad on a last minute deal.
     
  17. Conor McGregor nut holder

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    Friend.

    You tell me when you’re ready and you can hire Trevor for free.
     
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  18. Coast

    Coast Land of the Prince Bishops

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    Cheers man.

    If we plan to go to the area I'll look you up.
     
  19. Conor McGregor nut holder

    Conor McGregor nut holder File 404 not found

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    well it’s available buddy, not t the open forum.

    But it’s open to you
     
  20. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Fuck that I wanna go.

    Does it have Netflix?
     
  21. Miesha's Taint

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    Can you go deep?
     
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  22. Shang Tsong2

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    Do they have caravans in Liverpool? Or do you guys go on holiday to abandoned blocks of flats, or a nice day swimming in the canal?
     
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  23. Miesha's Taint

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    I used to swim in the canal...We would throw ladies like yourself in and then watch how it scarred your gay little ass for years... Lols were had
     
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  24. Lars

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    I like Europe but most of it is filthy.
     
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  25. otaku1

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    I'm French speaking and to me op is an obvious cutie pie who's not French at all.

    But it works. :)
    Just like that jujube guy at the other forum.
     
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