One time
@Sex Chicken took me out to his favourite biker bar. We were having a great time smashing pitchers, shooting pool and chatting up all the chain smoking women with saggy tits. Unfortunately, some Bandidos started a fight with the Hells Angels. A massive brawl erupted and it was getting out of control. The knives and chains were out and people were getting fucked up. I looked at
@Sex Chicken and said, “I think we should go bro.” He just laughed, pounded the rest of his beer and replied, “don’t worry buddy, I’ll handle this.” Next thing I know, he literally kissed the faces right off everyone that was fighting. It was the craziest thing I’d ever seen! Needless to say, he took home three trailer park queens that night.