General Jailbreak Ends Badly

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  1. ConorMcGregorsBeard

    ConorMcGregorsBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    for the guy who broke out of jail:

    An escaped inmate kicked down a sleeping woman’s door. But she had a gun
     
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  2. SC MMA MD

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    Welcome to South Carolina. You barge into an occupied house here there is an excellent chance you are getting shot.
     
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    MC Gusto I bought a gun and chose drugs instead

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    I bet she played time crisis before
     
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    Thread title is incorrect.
     
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    “Escapee breaking and entering gets just desserts”
     
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    It was to build suspense for the first line of the post.
     
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    It's amazing what practice can accomplish.
     
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  10. MC Gusto

    MC Gusto I bought a gun and chose drugs instead

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    A head shot in the dark, laying in bed, just awoken... Amazing shot.
     
  11. ConorMcGregorsBeard

    ConorMcGregorsBeard The Face That Runs the Place

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    Where did you get those details from?
     
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    Good on her for knowing what to do to protect herself. Sounds like the fugitive prisoner got what he deserved. Breaking in to houses is an excellent way to get shot.
     
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  13. MC Gusto

    MC Gusto I bought a gun and chose drugs instead

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    "a woman lay in her bedroom, alone and asleep"
     
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    When he entered the home.

    It didn't say anything about her making a head shot in the dark while laying down if memory serves. More than likely she heard the commotion of having a door kicked in and figured "I should probably grab my gun seeing as Amazon doesn't deliver at 2 in the morning. Not even Prime."
     
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  15. Tuc Ouiner

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    Wouldn't be surprised if the two knew each other. Most criminals aren't dumb enough to kick down a door when they're on the lam, but there are some dumb criminals out there. I would bet that his penis prompted him to enter the residence that way and his penis probably got him that stretch in the big house. Had he learned to tuck his weiner earlier in life he wouldn't have ended up with lead poisoning.
     
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