Joanna can’t make weight?

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  1. Judobill

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    Sad times, side note didn't she get fake knockers put on?
     
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    I heard that they are offering Waterson Jessica Andandre at 244.... Not a good fight for Waterson.

    Damn JJ, those bolt ons and IG selfies got you
     
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    As much as I wanted to see that fight, I'm glad Waterson isn't accepting a catch weight. She has her eyes on the prize and she would be foolish to accommodate JJ's fuck up. More discipline in diet, less time flaunting her new twins on Instagram. Ok, I'll allow the boob pics, but at least be a professional in maintaining her weight.

    Joanna has one of the biggest egos in the game. She has been self delusional since Rose beat her. Hopefully she takes accountability and this humbles her a bit.
     
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    Good on Waterson for refusing a catch weight fight
     
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    I hope Joanna weakens herself severely trying to still make 116, but still misses by a pound and has to give 30% of her purse to Michelle.

    Then Michelle flatlines Joanna with a hurricane kick that turns viral and becomes the newest UFC superstar.

    A stan can dream.

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    I was hoping for the same but by sub. Unfortunately, it’s already off. Seems like we are going to get JJ vs Hill at a catchweight this weekend and then K-Hottie vs Andrade at 244
     
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    Joanna and Michelle say the fight is still on. JJ thinks she can make the weight still.
     
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    These are the Days of Our Lives ......
     
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    If JJ decides to go through this cut and makes the weight, I’m dropping money on Michelle.
     
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    I don't want to judge here, if Joanna knows like 1 week in advance that there are problems, who knows what's going on.
    She has had a lot of fights and I would like to think that she and her team can make a calculation that she must weight X (including the not losable boob-weight).

    However, I read 2 funny things that people wrote somewhere else.
    So, in good spirits, as commenting on the boobs, someone wrote

    Bring on Cejudo now! 'Triple C' vs 'Double D'

    and

    'The boobywoman is coming for yoooouuuu'
     
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    At least Michelle looks fit as hell. She always does before her fights

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    Joanna always has some drama about her weight either before or after her fights.
     
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    Wow.
    Snackilicious.

    ราชินีไทย!!!
     
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    looks like she knew and went to the UFC for help.

     
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    Maybe this

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    JJ blaming her team for her weight issues again?
     
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    that is a strong thing to write... do you k ow if Dolce and Lockhart are friends and it's meant like a joke? or is Dolce seriously that kind of a lowlife poDOGs ?
     
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    Lockhart has been the nutritionist for several fighters who have missed weight, had bad cuts, severe dehydration issues, and other numerous problems. He's been called out by a lot of people in the past, saying that he's dangerous and unskilled..... However Mike has been called out for being overpriced, and a primadonna in the past, as well as have had a few guys he's worked with get popped for PED usage. No love loss between the two, and nowadays it seems like Lockhart gets the nod by the UFC to take care of the fighters, rather than Dolce.
     
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    Yep. I recall reading about their tiff some years back.
    "My questionable weight cutting methods are better than your questionable weight cutting bro-science."
    I forget which one almost got Cyborg killed.
     
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