Joe Rogan, comedian, podcaster, announcer and cornerman?

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  1. Onetrickpony

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    I'll take "been hit in the head a few too many time has Vitor Belfort"? for $400, Alex.

    LOL @ Joe ever cornering him.
     
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    Wonder what the corner talks would be like.

    "Watch your 12 - 6 elbows Vitor, its stupid but back in the day when guys used to smash blocks of ice with 12-6 elbows the commissions were like man we have to ban this from MMA blah blah blah"

    And Joe also brings Eddie Bravo

    "Don't give him any water Joe, that shits got Fluoride in it, he wont be able to think for himself"

    And of course Joey Diaz.

    "You need to punch that cocksucker in the nuts, motherfucker. You look tired Vitor, here suck one of my boogers, it'll perk you up a bit"
     
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    Bro... You forgot DMT.
    Joe will certainly try to convince Vitor that some DMT will help him expand his focus.
    With a dash of onnit.
    And a Fleshlight for personal relief during training camp
     
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    Imagine Joe and Mike as your cornermen ! :D

    Dana is the boxing coach, Arianny and Brittney help with the weightcut, Frank & Lorenzo grappling, Joe Silva overall strategy and Bruce Buffer can work on the cuts. Dream-Team right there!
     
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    Lorenzo as the strength coach with the vitamins and supplements.
     
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    Of course! you are absolutely right my man :D
     
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    I guess ghat would make CM Punk the grappling coach, then?
     
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    Fleshlights weaken the knees!
     
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    Like a deer in the fleshlight...
     
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    Joe wouldn’t agree to be a cornerman. He knows to stay in his lane.
     
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    There is absolutely no way this would ever happen while he was employed by the UFC. He and Dana are too close and he wouldn't stab him in the back.

    I honestly wonder if this was a thinly disguised play by ONE to try get Rogan to come to one of their shows so they could offer him millions to quit the UFC and be one of their fight calling team. He has said nothing but good things about their organization and I can't imagine the ludicrous amounts of money Chatri would throw at him to jump ship.
     
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  17. homo fagit

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    Apparently Joe would have to move to Singapore in order to work for ONE so I don't see it happening. That does exactly sound like something that Chatri would think though
     
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