General Joke of the day

[sparkuri]

So, this hard-working socialist

 

[Filthy]

a cross-fitter walked in to a bar.

I know this because I was in the bar and he told everyone.

 

[Robbie Hart]

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?











































Juan on Juan

 

[SongExotic2]

2 pandas in a van


Panda 1 " can you pass me the soap?"

Panda 2 " what do you think I am? A fucking lightbulb???"

 

[1372]

 

[SongExotic2]

@Leigh

Not trying to tell you how to do your job or anything but you should definitely pink this guy and kick off pink October

 

[Disciplined Galt]

@Leigh

Not trying to tell you how to do your job or anything but you should definitely pink this guy and kick off pink October

I think that’d pop his cherry, so to speak.

 

[SongExotic2]

I think that’d pop his cherry, so to speak.

The Chinese don't eats cherries. The correct term is

"Pop his duck embryo soaked in scorpion venom on a stick"

 

[Disciplined Galt]

The Chinese don't eats cherries. The correct term is

"Pop his duck embryo soaked in scorpion venom on a stick"

Duck embryos aren’t bad fare, scorpions are crispy and a great drinking snack.