Jon Jones is going back to school!
- Thread starter Freeloading Rusty
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Yay!!!!!!!
Community college is where the money is at.
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
ah so it won't be God testing Jon for a bit. just the Iowa state examination board
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The Big Guy
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it's all very well saying 'I'm going back to school', to look virtuous and feel good about yourself. but when Jon actually arrives at uni to study (not happening) he will realise again that learning is a giant pain in the ass.
he will have to concentrate when he would rather be acting like an arrogant jock. he will have to study. think. get told that he is wrong. stick to an inconvenient timetable.
oh fuck off asking us to think he'll go back to school. he would never go back for more than giving a speech, as part of a court-ordered community service engagement.
one day of real study and he'd be snorting coke off a drunk girls tits, dancing shirtless and doing shots, before jumping in his jeep and driving too fast towards some kind of ill-advised escapade.
he will have to concentrate when he would rather be acting like an arrogant jock. he will have to study. think. get told that he is wrong. stick to an inconvenient timetable.
oh fuck off asking us to think he'll go back to school. he would never go back for more than giving a speech, as part of a court-ordered community service engagement.
one day of real study and he'd be snorting coke off a drunk girls tits, dancing shirtless and doing shots, before jumping in his jeep and driving too fast towards some kind of ill-advised escapade.
haha just imagining boarded up graffiti'd classrooms, water running freely down the walls from ancient, leaking pipes. a homeless man shuffles down the hall as an underweight student is beaten and stuffed in a locker by local gang members. shots ring out on campus, but nobody even looks up. down a darkened corridor, past the broken, crying drunk collapsed on the floor, there's a classroom not boarded up. inside this horrible smelling room, Jones is sat on the floor, texting verifiable lies to his tutor as he waits to pick up his second 8-ball of the morning.