Jon Jones sponsoring dick pills

[Wild]

Some funny stuff in this thread that got me thinking this topic needs it own discussion: Where does Juicy Jones go now? | TMMAC - The MMA Community Forum

If Jones started sponsoring a dick pill company (let's call it D-MAX), what would his commercials say?

@AnneFrankenstein_69 got it started with...

"Get a championship level hard on with D-MAX"

 

[Wild]

"Think serving a 4 year suspension for steroids is hard? Let me tell you, it's not nearly as hard as D-MAX will make your cock."

 

[GSPTrainingInAPool]

 

[Atto]

"Think serving a 4 year suspension for steroids is hard? Let me tell you, it's not nearly as hard as D-MAX will make your cock."

Good one

 

[The Big Guy]

"I use to be a quick finisher but now i can go 5 hard rounds thanks to D-MAX"

 

[Wild]

"T-Bol will make your abs hard. And D-MAX will make your cock hard. Buy some now!"

 

[Juanandonly]

If you think lying about taking steroids is hard it's nothing compared to taking D-max

 

[FadeToBlack]

If you haven't had your win overturned after 24 hours, please contact a physician immediately.

 

[Wild]

"After a night of snorting coke, the only thing that can get me ready to sandblast some prostitutes is D-MAX".

 

[SCADA]

 

[so long]

They say Life hits hard? Well, my cock hits harder, thanks to D-MAX!

 

[so long]

If you take D-MAX, not even hiding under a cage will cover your hard on

 

[Hwoarang]

If he was to actually to go this route, honesty (for once) would be his best option.
"Years or steroid abuse trying to get a competitive edge over my opponents in the UFC left my gonads completely non-functional. But thanks to Pfizer's new product,D-max, my boyfriend doesn't need to miss out and feel rejected and disappointed..."

 

[Wild]

"I've got a 12 inch reach advantage, and a 12" hard cock thanks to D-MAX. You can have it as well by calling 1-800-BIG-DICK!"

 

[SongExotic2]

You still there pussy?


I got something for ya

 

[Venum Shill]

Tboning pregnant woman in the streets, plowing pregnant woman in the sheets

Thanks D-Max