Just changed my wife's soiled panties

[Lord Vutulaki]

Bitch came around to pick up some clothes, bent over near the dresser so I started to finger bang when I noticed skid marks on her used panties.

Ripped them off her with my teeth, grabbed a clean pair out of her bag and slipped them on then wiped my finger across her top lip and asked her to GTFO of my home.

 

[Chief]

Do you bury her soiled panties along your fence line?

 

[Wintermute]

 

[IschKabibble]

Bitch came around to pick up some clothes, bent over near the dresser so I started to finger bang when I noticed skid marks on her used panties.

Ripped them off her with my teeth, grabbed a clean pair out of her bag and slipped them on then wiped my finger across her top lip and asked her to GTFO of my home.

This is one of the most confusing stories ever.

 

[kneeblock]

Quality spin.

 

[Psychotropic Wanderlust]

gross.

 

[Robbie Hart]

Pics of her? Can look past this issue potentially.

Lol, ripped them off with your teeth....

 

[Qat]

Lol, ripped them off with your teeth....

 

[Robbie Hart]

Oh shit....

 

[HEATH VON DOOM]

Holy fuck you actually do have a sense of humor.

 

[Wild]

Should have rubbed her nose in them, like a pup you're trying to house break.

 

[Qat]

Holy fuck you actually do have a sense of humor.

I'm the funniest mofo around here.