General Just got my Microsoft micro chip injected, AMA for the next 10-15minutes while it takes over my body.

[TheFifthScallop]

I’m dosed.

 

[MMAPlaywright]

Moderna?

 

[SongExotic2]

Can you punch through walls like the winter soldier?

 

[Freeloading Rusty]

Why are you such a sheeple?

 

[ThatOneDude]

How many Microsoft Surfaces have you bought?

 

[SongExotic2]

Has it made you talk like a dalek / Stephen hawking?

 

[Thuglife13]

R.I.P. OP...

 

[jason73]

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Moderna?

Pfizer

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Can you punch through walls like the winter soldier?

My dick went through the wall almost instantly.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Why are you such a sheeple?

I’ve got nothing better to do.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

How many Microsoft Surfaces have you bought?

I’m up to 6. Looking to acquire half a dozen more.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Has it made you talk like a dalek / Stephen hawking?

It’s a mixture of the two.

 

[SongExotic2]

It’s a mixture of the two.

Then you are ready to join the empire.

Execute order 69





This is the way

 

[ThatOneDude]

I’m up to 6. Looking to acquire half a dozen more.

I have 2 I'll sell you. $9000 takes em both.

 

[TheFifthScallop]

Then you are ready to join the empire.

Execute order 69


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This is the way

Long live the queen.

 

[NotBanjaxo]

OP in 10 mins:

 

[TheFifthScallop]

OP in 10 mins:

It actually came out the other side. Through my pee hole, sir.

 

[SongExotic2]

It actually came out the other side. Through my pee hole, sir.

I had to get a swab there once. It wasn't very good fun

 

[ConorMcGregor NutHugger]

I had to get a swab there once. It wasn't very good fun

Fucking with them dirty women huh?

 

[Hauler]

Pfizer

That's the one I got.
If we go out - we'll go out together!

 

[SongExotic2]

Fucking with them dirty women huh?

Friend of mine tricked me. Got his coworker to pretend to be a local hospital, call me up and say I'd been named in a list of recent partners of some chick who had tested positive. Fuckers got pranks.