Personal Just hit by a car, again.

[Mix6APlix]

Fucking christ. This time a jeep Cherokee. I'm going to feel this in the morning. Of course there was an off duty cop behind her with a dashcam who tried relentlessly to convince me to press charges and go to the hospital. I declined both and went to grab a beer.

My mountain bike is scratched up a bit, and my Oakleys are fucking trashed. Fucking shit.

 

[SuperPig]

Were they white Oakley's?

 

[Shinkicker]

Were they white Oakley's?

That's racist.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Were they white Oakley's?

If you ever see me wearing white rimmed glasses of any nature you have my expressed permission to punch me in the face. They were black t wire frames with black lenses.

Luckily I still have my Costas, which are great for fishing, but lack the aesthetics of the oakleys.

 

[Bozy]

Stay off the road Asshole!!!

Just kidding bro. Glad your ok.

 

[Shinkicker]

Can we get the dash cam footage?

 

[Mix6APlix]

Can we get the dash cam footage?

I'll see what I can do.

 

[Bozy]

Can we get the dash cam footage?

 

[RaginCajun]

Can we get the dash cam footage?

 

[SongExotic2]

Can we get the dash cam footage?

I'll pay fiddy nine nine five for that shit

 

[Mix6APlix]

I'll see what I can do.

Can't find a Facebook or email for him. Emailed his department with a request.

 

[Jesus X]

I have these bootleg oakleys from amazon.

 

[Papi Chingon]

Were they white Oakley's?

He seems like more of a blades kind of guy.

 

[Mix6APlix]

He seems like more of a blades kind of guy.

I clearly stated they were T Wire frames. They stick well to my head until I get hit by a suv.

 

[Papi Chingon]

I clearly stated they were T Wire frames. They stick well to my head until I get hit by a suv.

And I clearly stated you seem like more of a blades kind of guy.

 

[silentsinger]

Press charges. I wish I had when I got run over but it was before the sue happy stuff took over. She was bang to rights and charged on the spot for it.

Bitch checked to see if her car was dented before checking if I was okay.

 

[Mad Dog]

Can't find a Facebook or email for him. Emailed his department with a request.

Should be able to get the footage with a FOIA request.

 

[Mix6APlix]

Should be able to get the footage with a FOIA request.

He just called me back. It was his personal vehicle, not a squad car. His dashcam only holds the last 2 hours of footage before deleting it to add more.

 

[Shinkicker]

He just called me back. It was his personal vehicle, not a squad car. His dashcam only holds the last 2 hours of footage before deleting it to add more.

Ffs

Does he even worldstar?

 

[Ted Williams' head]

What are you, a squirrel? Who gets hit by cars that much, smh

 

[Papi Chingon]

What are you, a squirrel? Who gets hit by cars that much, smh

I'm no expert on the subject, but I'm pretty sure a squirrel only gets hit by a car once.

 

[gangsterkathryn]

I'm no expert on the subject, but I'm pretty sure a squirrel only gets hit by a car once.

 

[Papi Chingon]

Like I said, I'm no expert on the subject.

 

[Rambo John J]

I'm no expert on the subject, but I'm pretty sure a squirrel only gets hit by a car once.

please go back to that other avatar...cutest thing I ever saw

 

[Papi Chingon]

please go back to that other avatar...cutest thing I ever saw

Nope