Lifestyle Just Saw a Big Coyote

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  1. Sex Chicken

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    On a Sube Cruise down by the lake. Saw some coyote scat on the side of the road. I got out to investigate. The dung was warm to the touch and smelt fresh. I knew there was a wild coyote in the vicinity. Turned down the next street and Bam! Size of a German Sheppard but with thin long legs.

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    Smile you Sloppy Bitch! You’re on camera!

    I’m thinking about selling these photos to National Geographic to make a little cash.
     
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    pics and video of dung testing please
     
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    Correction. You just saw a blurry coyote.
     
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    These photos remind me of the photos I took of Bigfoot and the Lock Ness making out in Africa.
     
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    i like them. they keep the cat population down
     
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    Fuck sake, does your phone run on a dynamo?
     
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  7. Sex Chicken

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    I’m driving with one hand while taking these photos and swerving to try to square the coyote up in my high beams. This is high adrenaline wildlife photography with ZERO room for error.
     
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  8. RaginCajun

    RaginCajun The Female Orgasm Is A Myth

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    Great catch my man. Hopefully that thing is not a pregnant female or you might as well move before those beasts start picking off the children and elderly. You better test the dung to be sure... if it tastes like almonds, your fucked.
     
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    It's a good thing you can out run that coyote in the Sube @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken

    I don't like the look in his eyes.

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    Mr @Sex Chicken@Sex Chicken

    Don't ever move to Australia...We have spiders bigger than that you fag.
     
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    Also

    Is that Coyote a mongrel?
     
  12. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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    Hey guys remember when OP went to the beach?

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    Yep
    Keep your cats and small dogs inside
    Coyotes roam the northern parts of Montreal.
    In some parks they got big signs This is not a dog. Do not feed it and stay away. Etc.

    A coyote was filmed on video walking in the streets oh Montreal and another one tried to snatch a little dog.
     
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    i live in a canyon and there is quite a few coyotes. when a ambulance goes by on the highway they all start to howl. there isnt an outside cat for miles.they are pretty crafty . they will send the females in heat over to the edge of the houses to try and lure dogs into the woods and then ambush them. its amazing how many people are ignorant of their surroundings. i see old folks walking their old poodles in the day time right where is see the coyotes at night
     
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    It’s an eastern coyote google it bruv
     
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    It's no Florida Panther or that pussy would have stayed inside his car
     
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    Eastern coyotes (larger than normal coyotes) go right up to @Lars@Lars's door at night and he does fookin nuttin about it
     
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    He asked. I told him to fuck off and lift some weights once in a while
     
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    That explains alot. His arms are too weak to hold the camera up so the pics came out blurry.
     
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