Khabib-Tony Injury Pool - Who drops out first, when and why?

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  1. CreativeClassMauler

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    Alright folks, this fight is 100 days away after Khabib signed to fight 45 days ago. Aside from being a completely unnecessarily drawn out fight promotion schedule, it also gives even more time for one of them to slip on Pelican shit while trying to perform kegels wearing a pumpkin on their head inside Josef Fritzl's basement, or whatever the fuck retarded way they want to get injured this time.

    Pick who pulls out first, name the date the injury is first reported in a legit publication and the reason behind pulling out. You can also predict one of them misses weight, causing it to be a non-title fight. You are not allowed to predict that the fight will go ahead without issue, as that's just fucking silly.

    Fight is on April 18 for reference.

    I've got Khabib, March 4th, shoulder injury.
     
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    March 31st, Khabib, knee injury.
     
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    I'll meet you guys in the middle. March 17th Shish Khabib gets the Irish Flu...
     
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    You think a hangover will keep him out for a month?
     
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    That's the first in a string of bad luck which will surely end with another pullout on his part...
     
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    March 21 tony usada
     
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  8. CreativeClassMauler

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    I like it. USADA-UFC conspiracy to screw Tony so they get their Conor-Khabib rematch.
     
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    Khabib, suicide bombing.
     
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    Tony 4th April - moonsaulting onto a bag of spanners and barbed wire for a dare
     
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    KWingJitsu ยาเม็ดสีแดงหรือสีฟ้ายา?

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    You realize threads like this can manifest into reality, right?




    I therefore cast out the negativity of this thread.

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  12. Dick Niaz

    Dick Niaz Be tolerant with others and strict with yourself

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    April 16th. Khabib. Weight cut causes kidney failure.
     
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    April 18th. Tony finally finds the stairwell behind the fireplace, and takes his family down to explore(kill). After a good hour or so of games(hacking them up) he emerges from the hidden stairwell only to find out he’s been down there for years.
     
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    Tony destroys his knee again hitting that 700 lbs metal pole
     
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    April 13th
    Tony detaches a retina putting on sunglasses.
     
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    holy shit
    his neck is insanely strong to not die
    he really is some sort of Ninja Character
     
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