General Kim jong uns bro was CIA

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    I should join the CIA. I'd be a great spy. Hopefully they teach me Kung Fu like Jason Bourne
     
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    How to beat motherfuckers to death with a newspaper and shit like that
     
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    Yea it's all spook shit. If movies are to be believed
     
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    I thought they were good as long as they operated within the constitutuon and the established international laws.

    So they run every informant through POTUS?

    If so, Nixon was a fucking moron. Signed off on his own investigation. Tricky Dick? More like Dicky Dumbshit.
     
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    Clearances are handled by a contractor. I know this because my fucker took 2.5 years. the government couldn't speed it up, I had all kinds of bigwigs trying to lean on them
     
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    Kim Jong Un's powerful uncle, Jang Song Thaek, conspired with Kim's half brother Kim Jong Nam. The plan was to replace Un with Nam, who as the oldest son of Kim Jong Il was supposed to become supreme leader but lost his favor to Kim Jong Un after a series of embarrassing public mishaps.

    So Nam lives outside NK, but he conspires with Thaek to assume the leadership of NK after Un is deposed.

    The Chinese found out about it and decided they would rather deal with Un than Nam, so they tell Un about the plot.

    Thaek is then executed and Nam is assassinated in the Malaysian airport. Nam's family goes into hiding.

    NONE OF THIS IS CONSPIRACY. IT'S ALL DOCUMENTED.
     
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    I thought you were here to blame the Jews.

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    The president approves major operations and Richard Nixons resigning had nothing to do with the CIA
     
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    Are you implying he didn’t measure up?
     
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    This particular fuck up was @Lars@Lars
    It’s what he does to everyone during Christmas.
     
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    So Jews and sharks tangle Christmas lights due to their deep seeded hatred of the baby Jesus?
     
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    My GF’s uncle (she and her fam aren’t heebs) married a Jewish lady. She isn’t religious at all. Her daughter however married a Dr. and while in college they became Hasidic. They have 4 kids and are all hasdic and follow all the nonsense.

    On Sat they have my GF’s uncle come over to turn on the lights, oven AC etc etc. They call him the Sabbath goyem.
     
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    EXACTLY.
     
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    They’re not using the good loopholes. Sheesh. Terrible Jews.
     
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    He’s an internist and must have deadbeats from the temple as patients. He now texts my GF about his patients with derm issues and kind of hints that they don’t have ins. or money but they need to see a derm. lol
     
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    If you turn it on before the Sabbath, you leave it on!

    You tape the fridge light, use the fucking slow cooker, turn on the AC/heating instead of auto so it doesn’t turn off. Whatever it is. Fucking hell.
     
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