General Kim jong uns bro was CIA

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  1. gangsterkathryn

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    If you turn it on before the Sabbath, you leave it on!

    You tape the fridge light, use the fucking slow cooker, turn on the AC/heating instead of auto so it doesn’t turn off. Whatever it is. Fucking hell.
     
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  2. gangsterkathryn

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    I’m surprised they’ll go to her. Jews like that usually stick with Jews.
     
  3. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    Doesn't that hurt the penny pinching gene because it's going to make the power bill cost more?
     
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  4. gangsterkathryn

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    Maybe the AC/heating. But the crockpot or fridge light don’t use that much electricity.

    In Israel, the elevators stop on every floor, because you can take the elevator but you cannot push the button.
     
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  5. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    Will your girlfriend sign off on my sunshade waiver for the DMV?

    Thanks, pal.
     
  6. Judobill

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    I used to have an oven that had a setting for Sabbath. I always thought that was cheating.
     
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  7. Willthiswork

    Willthiswork I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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    What about Alexa? What's the ruling on turning things on and off just by talking and not having to do anything?
     
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    Sure
     
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  9. gangsterkathryn

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    Oh man. I even forgot about Shabbat ovens.
    I don’t know. I don’t speak to the religious Jews I used to know so I can’t find out.
     
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  11. Elrond

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    View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAKJzY0jWA
     
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    It’s amazing. Fucker has mastered self effacing humor imo
     
  14. gangsterkathryn

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    That part I know. Also, I’m always down for some good Jew jokes.
     
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    I’m good with most jokes @Welcherknokke69@Welcherknokke69 go to 16 minutes.
     
  16. Cameron Tiger

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    Kim Jong is alright in my book. I think he gets a lot of bad press.
     
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