General Kobe Bryant died 23 years too late - Ari Shaffir

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Enock-O-Lypse Now!

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What a POS.

Once he starts getting the backlash he'll probably claim his twitter was hacked or use the old bullshit "I'm a comedian and it was just a joke."
 

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Btw I think Ari is probably like one of the closet gay senators who passes laws against gay ppl and gets caught sucking dudes off. Ari will likely get busted fucking kids on one of his world pedo tours where he conveniently doesn't take a phone. Ari is for sure into some rly weird shit and probly a pedo
 

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I think this may be the one that ends Ari... ooof-ah!
He's a fucking idiot with no class. Hacked, my ass. Regardless of your feelings about Kobe. his 14 yr old daughter is dead and his family must be grieving beyond imagination. Just STFU if you have nothing nice to say, and stop making it about yourself. No one gives a fuck about his opinion hours after something tragic like this happens. Narcissistic asshole craving attention.
 
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Papi Chingon

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i believe he owned it. Reports are that he has been traveling by copter for years. Even going back to his playing days. Terrible news. I can’t stop watching and reading shit about it.
He lived in Newport Coast and he'd fly by helicopter to every home game just to bypass OC and LA traffic. No idea whether he owned a helicopter, was on a shared ownership plan, or just paid for "x" amount of hours during a specific time of year (ie. Anba season). The helicopter in the crash was owned by a company based out of John Wayne Airport in Irvine, so I'm guessing it was chartered.
 

Papi Chingon

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He lived in Newport Coast and he'd fly by helicopter to every home game just to bypass OC and LA traffic. No idea whether he owned a helicopter, was on a shared ownership plan, or just paid for "x" amount of hours during a specific time of year (ie. Anba season). The helicopter in the crash was owned by a company based out of John Wayne Airport in Irvine, so I'm guessing it was chartered.
"The NTSB is sending a “go team” to the crash site and will evaluate the helicopter’s maintenance records, the pilot of the helicopter, who was killed in the crash, as well look into the owner and operator the S-76B, Homendy said. NTSB will have a team of 18 people, including a family assistance team and specialists in structures and engines, she said, adding that the team’s size is routine for this type of incident.

The helicopter’s owner listed in the FAA’s records, Island Express Holding Corp could not immediately be reached for comment."
 

silentsinger

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Wtf, Kobe Bryant died?????
I only just found out about Cobain too.

Thankfully I didn't know who the fuck this asshole was till now so it isn't like I was let down by his behaviour. I just feel terrible for Kobe's family.

People online can be so fucking cruel without having any thoughts for who they affect.
 

Rambo John J

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I wonder how many times he has flown by helicopter

gotta be thousands right?