L.A. Gang Member Gold Plate’s Own Genitals To Death

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jason73

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Los Angeles | An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.
The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a
professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts
. The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the
2002 American
comedy movie Goldmember, which
is a loose parody of the James Bond films
Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of “Pelotas de oro”, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.



Gold platting one’s own genitals is “a medical impossibility” and should not be attempted, warns Dr Ian Joseffson

Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the “deadly operation”.
“This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community”
he told reporters.
“I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one’s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case”
he explained. Some experts believe the tradition might find it’s roots in prehistoric Mesoamerican cultures, such as the Mayas who painted parts of their bodies with gold paint to empower themselves and as an offering to the Gods.
 

Zeph

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Pictures don't work. I'm unsure if this is a good thing.
 

Leigh

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Someone should tell these idiots that David Beckham only uses it as a nickname.

Or maybe they shouldn't. By all means, carry on maiming by yourselves, dirtbags.
 
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BJTT-Rizzo

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What does gold plating your nuts entail? Did he dip his cock n balls in hot liquid gold?
 

Tiiimmmaaayyy

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Sorry to be "that guy", but this story may be bullshit:







FACT CHECK: Did a gang member die after trying to gold plate his genitals?


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Claim: A gang member died after trying to gold plate his genitals.


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FALSE


Example:

Can you please check out this ridiculous story about a gang member who died from trying to gold plate his own genitals.

Origins: On 22 June 2015, the fake news web site World News Daily Report published an article reporting that a gang member in Los Angeles had died after trying to gold plate his genitals:

An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.

The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the 2002 American comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of “Pelotas de oro”, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.

Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the “deadly operation.”

“I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one’s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case”

While many readers know that the articles published by World News Daily Report are fictitious, the above-quoted story managed to fool others after it was republished on Link Beef, a web site without a clearly displayed disclaimer.

World News Daily Report, however, makes it clear in their disclaimer that all their articles are works of fiction: