General Lady calls 911 on a whale

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  1. Splinty

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    This literally happened 10 miles from my house.
    Yes, people are that stupid out here.
    Look no further than this guy.
     
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    Broham... fix your people. The Ridiculousness of this cannot be overstated. I can't imagine how this woman gets through daily life this anxious and panicked.
     
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  5. PND (loves cats)

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    Thread title made me lol
     
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    There is no fixing the level of libtard in the Pacific Northwest.
    They drive 35 in a 50 and don't honk horns in fear of offending people.
    They tan themselves and change their name just so they can say they are not white.
     
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    Sounds like a magical place
     
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    they should have thrown that bitch overboard. they come across a once in a life time encounter with nature and this retard ruins it.
     
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    I saw this earlier and thought it was a joke at first. Then she called and I was like “what in the hell!”
     
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    Caucasian female - check.
    Dark skinned male whale - check.
     
    #10 KWingJitsu, Oct 10, 2018
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    It's Utopia
     
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    Let me tell you about this place.
    If you're born with dark skin, you're an instant celebrity; that way as long as I've been alive.
    You've been oppressed, spat on, and owned by white men.
    And white womenz are here to nurture these victims any way desired.
    You think black people move up here for climate?
     
  13. PND (loves cats)

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    Florida of the West coast.
     
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    100% that women has a pussy hat and voted for hillary
     
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    The dumb keep getting dumber

    And splinty, changing my title has been noticed m80
     
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    How annoying. Once in a lifetime experience with nature and this stupid bitch won't shut her fucking trap. Dude should keep the video. It should serve him well in the inevitable divorce hearings.
     
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    you have to pay someone to pump your gas.
     
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    LoL. Had an AA friend up there who moved back to Georgia after his first winter in PDX. And winters aren't bad up there.
    "Fuck this. We're a tropical people."
     
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    Tag him, dummy
     
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    MOBY DICK DICK DICK DICK
     
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