Lifestyle Lars Gets His Money Worth With A Prostitute

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  1. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Un-jerseyable

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    Can the mods please stickie this thread? There’s a gator in the Loxahatchee river, and frisbee golf at Whackadoodle park!!!

    Trash.
     
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  2. gangsterkathryn

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    I sent Lars Thor memes and cute dogs.
    I’ve contributed to his wellness moreso than you.
     
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  3. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Un-jerseyable

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    You’ll never know what he needs in the same way I do.

    Who does he call when he’s so coked up that he thinks his cat is a narc? Who does he call to help him wash the puke off his real doll? Who does he call when his Sybian breaks?
    You?...
     
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  4. gangsterkathryn

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    @The Pink Panther@The Pink Panther is his cat and he’d never narc.

    Besides, we co-own dogs together, so I’m pretty sure I know him better.
     
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  5. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger One-term President

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    Now that this is a Florida thread, @Bones Nose@Bones Nose @Never_Rolled@Never_Rolled I need some advice.

    This gecko got into my apartment when i opened the patio door while cooking (didn't want the smoke to set off my smoke alarms).

    I managed to pull him out of the first crevice he was stuck in, only for him to run to the other side of the sliding glass door and get stuck in a crevice that is impossible to reach



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    I'd rather not kill him. If he chooses to come back inside he's as good as dead, as my cat will mistake him for a toy and torture him.

    Any tips would be appreciated
     
  6. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Un-jerseyable

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    Pull out your little dink, he’ll think it’s a meal worm. When he comes out, throw a towel over him and take him outside.
     
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  7. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger One-term President

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    Didn't read, waiting for a Floridian to answer
     
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    ^and not the annoying attention whore one who has to mention that she's a female every 5 seconds bc she's desperate for attention

    Edit: respectful discussion please - L
     
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  9. John Cocktoastin

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    ban florida from thread

    thanks please
     
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  10. Sex Chicken

    Sex Chicken Un-jerseyable

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    This thread was headed for the Hall of Fame, and then a bunch of mono browed Floridians started jabbering about gators and frisbee golf, and posting pictures of their filthy gecko infested appartments.
     
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  11. conor mcgregor nut hugger

    conor mcgregor nut hugger One-term President

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    It's called a unibrow you fukn dork
     
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  12. Sex Chicken

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    There was a guy on my men’s soccer baseball team with one and we called it a mono brow.
     
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  13. conor mcgregor nut hugger

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  15. Never_Rolled

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    I say let the cat have it’s due.
     
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  16. Bones Nose

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    I dont care about you or your stupid gecko.

    Also you probably have a exhaust fan in your kitchen. Use that when you burn food next time
     
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