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  1. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    I remember one of the hoes I got with in Bulgaria showed me pictures of her child after I got done nailing her, apparently her pimp took most of the cut. I gave her a book token.


    (Some of this story is true)
     
  2. Filthy

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    the only part i believe is that at some point in your life, you were wealthy enough to have a book token.
    I'm also guessing that was the high point of your life.
     
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  3. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    That garden city game had me all in
     
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  4. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    I used it as a rizla
     
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  5. Hauler

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    Man. I thought the coach in the first 2 seasons was a d-bag. This guy in Season 3 takes it to another level.

    Bragging about having 4 Cadilacs? BFD. That just proves to me that you have about as much financial sense as some of your players that are pissing away a free education.

    He even cussed out the pizza guy because "I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT KIND OF CRUST I WANTED YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Then he pulled the "I need to talk to your manager" and the "Do you know who I am" routine.

    Dude has issues. Hopefully one of his players punches him in the fucking face before the season is over.
     
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  6. Hauler

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    Which has more f-bombs?
    One episode of Last Chance U or the movie Scarface?
     
  7. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Last chance u

    You have to factor in that you’re dealing with a white dude from Compton.....Compton
     
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    Yeah, I know. He reminds us every time he opens his mouth. Motherfucka.
     
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  9. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Ha ha
     
  10. ECC170

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    This was the best season imho..I want season 4 mfkers!
     
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  11. ECC170

    ECC170 Monster's 11,ATM 2,Parlay Challenge,Hero GP Champ
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    This coach will get beat up eventually
     
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  12. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    No spoilers @ECC170@ECC170

    I’m in the middle of season Compton......
     
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    I have pretty good control, but someone talks to me like that I'm swinging. He's practically asking for it.
     
  14. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Mother fuckers are there spoilers in your posts?
    @ECC170@ECC170 @Hauler@Hauler ?????
     
  15. Hauler

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    Nothing you dont see in the 1st episode.
    Compton coach is a motherfucking badass motherfucker, you motherfucker.

    Just ask him. He'll tell you. 3 times in a sentence.
     
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  16. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    I’m warming to him.......I like when he calls players a bitch and pussy and says “get off the fucking field you piece of shit mental midget”.......
     
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  17. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Not by you pussy. Do you even know where here grow up?


    Gnomesayin!
     
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  18. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Turns out you never wrestled.

    Bitch
     
  19. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    I might put that drum music as my ring tone. But then I remembered nobody uses ringtones. And if they start using them again my Django unchained one is slightly better anyway
     
  20. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Should make a season on here called lastChance2

    I will coach a posse of dum dums from being perennial pinkertons into being 4 time national thread of the year champions, like me.
     
  21. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    bitch, show the fuck up
     
  22. Shang Tsong2

    Shang Tsong2 ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
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    Season 4

    The greatest fighter of all time vs some gimp
     
  23. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Show up bitch
     
  24. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Lol, they make guys wear pink jerseys in practice if they commit personal foul penalties in a game or act like twats in a game
     
  25. Ricky Bobby

    Ricky Bobby I apparently look like a Jewish accountant

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    Malik the qb is a bi polar mother fucker and selfish as fuck.....I know what it’s like to be bipolar

    Emmitt fucking commits a personal foul that extends drives late in games every fucking single game.....
     
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