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SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
i'm sure that to you, even a virgin feels like a wide receiver.
I remember one of the hoes I got with in Bulgaria showed me pictures of her child after I got done nailing her, apparently her pimp took most of the cut. I gave her a book token.


(Some of this story is true)
 

Filthy

Iowa Wrestling Champion
Jun 28, 2016
27,507
29,834
I remember one of the hoes I got with in Bulgaria showed me pictures of her child after I got done nailing her, apparently her pimp took most of the cut. I gave her a book token.


(Some of this story is true)
the only part i believe is that at some point in your life, you were wealthy enough to have a book token.
I'm also guessing that was the high point of your life.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,416
57,815
Man. I thought the coach in the first 2 seasons was a d-bag. This guy in Season 3 takes it to another level.

Bragging about having 4 Cadilacs? BFD. That just proves to me that you have about as much financial sense as some of your players that are pissing away a free education.

He even cussed out the pizza guy because "I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT KIND OF CRUST I WANTED YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Then he pulled the "I need to talk to your manager" and the "Do you know who I am" routine.

Dude has issues. Hopefully one of his players punches him in the fucking face before the season is over.
 

Hauler

Been fallin so long it's like gravitys gone
Feb 3, 2016
45,416
57,815
Which has more f-bombs?
One episode of Last Chance U or the movie Scarface?
 

ECC170

Monster's 11,ATM 2,Parlay Challenge,Hero GP Champ
Pro Fighter
Jan 23, 2015
14,376
23,677
This was the best season imho..I want season 4 mfkers!
 

ECC170

Monster's 11,ATM 2,Parlay Challenge,Hero GP Champ
Pro Fighter
Jan 23, 2015
14,376
23,677
This coach will get beat up eventually
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,706
50,710
Nothing you dont see in the 1st episode.
Compton coach is a motherfucking badass motherfucker, you motherfucker.

Just ask him. He'll tell you. 3 times in a sentence.
I’m warming to him.......I like when he calls players a bitch and pussy and says “get off the fucking field you piece of shit mental midget”.......
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
I might put that drum music as my ring tone. But then I remembered nobody uses ringtones. And if they start using them again my Django unchained one is slightly better anyway
 

SongExotic2

ATM 3 CHAMPION OF THE WORLD. #FREECAIN
First 100
Jan 16, 2015
39,772
53,672
Should make a season on here called lastChance2

I will coach a posse of dum dums from being perennial pinkertons into being 4 time national thread of the year champions, like me.
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,706
50,710
Lol, they make guys wear pink jerseys in practice if they commit personal foul penalties in a game or act like twats in a game
 

Robbie Hart

All Biden Voters Are Mindless Sheep
Feb 13, 2015
49,706
50,710
Malik the qb is a bi polar mother fucker and selfish as fuck.....I know what it’s like to be bipolar

Emmitt fucking commits a personal foul that extends drives late in games every fucking single game.....